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How to make a CPU or something:

1) Make a pancake
2) Blow up the pancake (a little bit)
3) Evaporate the pancake
The Ridiculous Engineering Of The World's Most Important Machine
YouTube video by Veritasium
youtube.com
January 2, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Nobody laughed. I blame my joke about the bird with no legs. It didn't land well.
April 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
If I had a time machine, my first visit would be to the moment right before the idiom ‘when shit hits the fan’ was established.
February 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
“He was being secretive about injecting his testicles with dish soap at first.

But in the end he came clean.”
February 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Tech guy on YouTube:
“2,5 gig port is a major bottleneck of this build”

My brain when it hears “major bottleneck”:
February 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM