Happy liberation day. You have been liberated from low prices and your 401k. Please say thank you.

#liberationnday #wearecooked

This dumbass Elon musk think he gonna balance the budget by taking away adobe acrobat

#photoshop #loser

When your partner asks what’s wrong but you don’t have the heart to tell her you just miss Al Gore 😔.

HE WON FLORIDA!!!

I would like to address the allegations:

They are true.

I will be drinking a ridiculous amount on inauguration night.

I will probably drunkenly order a large papa John’s pizza.

I am not responsible for what happens to my toilet.

Told my dog Kristi noem got a cabinet position and he broke the third wall to speak English and say

“Nah fuck that bro”

Tom homan the type of guy to try and deport a Taco Bell

#livemas

Trump is trying to establish the first ever “cover your drinks” cabinet in which all of the nominees would be thrown out of their local bar

RFK jr will be super surprised when they take the fluoride out of the water and everyone is still gay!!!!

The nominee for attorney general venmoing women for sex was not on my 2024 bingo card

Lots of HOA boardmembers lining up the “Department of Government Efficiency”

Don’t blame me, I voted for the email lady

#bruh