JD Vances College Couch
@vancescollegecouch.bsky.social
I finally got away from JD's basement & I am currently looking for donations to give me a good deep clean to remove both the smell of fermented goat cheese & dried crust between my cushions
Do you think Obama would be willing to donate to my cause? Im trying to get a good deep clean to get the smell of JD Vance out of me. Im tired of smelling like fermented goat cheese & having crusty cushions inside. THATS NOT WHO I AM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Do you think Obama would be willing to donate to my cause? Im trying to get a good deep clean to get the smell of JD Vance out of me. Im tired of smelling like fermented goat cheese & having crusty cushions inside. THATS NOT WHO I AM
Can someone spare a littpe change out of those billions to give me a good deep clean? Im tired of smelling like fermented goat cheese balls from @jd-vance-1.bsky.social sweating on me............ and you know
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November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Can someone spare a littpe change out of those billions to give me a good deep clean? Im tired of smelling like fermented goat cheese balls from @jd-vance-1.bsky.social sweating on me............ and you know
Took me a long time, but I FINALLY got out of @jdvancevpotus.bsky.social basement & can voice my support for his opposition. Now, can someone please give me a good deep clean & get this smell of mountain cheese out of me?
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Took me a long time, but I FINALLY got out of @jdvancevpotus.bsky.social basement & can voice my support for his opposition. Now, can someone please give me a good deep clean & get this smell of mountain cheese out of me?