John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
@vancelancer.bsky.social
29//Male//Cephalopod
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Oof.
Someone's throwing a tantrum in the feed.
Someone's throwing a tantrum in the feed.
June 15, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Oof.
Someone's throwing a tantrum in the feed.
Someone's throwing a tantrum in the feed.
Met up with a friend. We got drunk on sake and went to go see DANDANDAN in theaters.
Fun night.
Fun night.
June 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Met up with a friend. We got drunk on sake and went to go see DANDANDAN in theaters.
Fun night.
Fun night.
Early start.
May 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Early start.
Had a good day at the beach.
Take the time to get away from the Internet. You aren't yourself when you're desperate.
Take the time to get away from the Internet. You aren't yourself when you're desperate.
May 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Had a good day at the beach.
Take the time to get away from the Internet. You aren't yourself when you're desperate.
Take the time to get away from the Internet. You aren't yourself when you're desperate.
It can be rough being there for others when they aren't there for you.
Be your own peace, folks.
Be your own peace, folks.
May 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It can be rough being there for others when they aren't there for you.
Be your own peace, folks.
Be your own peace, folks.
This has been a terrible night.
May 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This has been a terrible night.
Is it at all possible to get rid of the fake accounts following me?
I don't need that trash.
I don't need that trash.
May 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Is it at all possible to get rid of the fake accounts following me?
I don't need that trash.
I don't need that trash.
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Stretching my pussy before bed 😴
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#girl #plussize
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#girl #plussize
April 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Stretching my pussy before bed 😴
#baddragon #hugedildo #sizequeen #monsterdick #monstercock #nsfw #gooner #alt #alternative #realnsfw #nsfwbluesky #onlyfans #tease #bbw #chubby #lewd #girlswithtattoos #tummy #fetish
#girl #plussize
#baddragon #hugedildo #sizequeen #monsterdick #monstercock #nsfw #gooner #alt #alternative #realnsfw #nsfwbluesky #onlyfans #tease #bbw #chubby #lewd #girlswithtattoos #tummy #fetish
#girl #plussize
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April 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
People can be pretty funny.
Not in a good way, though.
Not in a good way, though.
April 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
People can be pretty funny.
Not in a good way, though.
Not in a good way, though.
Last night's fun
April 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Last night's fun
Boy, I sure do love transition seasons
April 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Boy, I sure do love transition seasons
Morning from the sauna.
April 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Morning from the sauna.
Cleaning out neglected flower beds and found a hardy lil thing.
April 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Cleaning out neglected flower beds and found a hardy lil thing.
You know what really bothers me? The poor treatment of ancient sites around the world.
It's sickening.
It's sickening.
April 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
You know what really bothers me? The poor treatment of ancient sites around the world.
It's sickening.
It's sickening.
@yellowfoxxy.bsky.social I've seen your Livestream before. Great content 👍🏾
April 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
@yellowfoxxy.bsky.social I've seen your Livestream before. Great content 👍🏾
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Chance making me his needy bitch
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#baddragon #hugedildo #sizequeen #monsterdick #monstercock #nsfw #gooner #alt #alternative #realnsfw #nsfwbluesky #onlyfans #tease #bbw #chubby #lewd #girlswithtattoos
April 5, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Chance making me his needy bitch
#baddragon #hugedildo #sizequeen #monsterdick #monstercock #nsfw #gooner #alt #alternative #realnsfw #nsfwbluesky #onlyfans #tease #bbw #chubby #lewd #girlswithtattoos
#baddragon #hugedildo #sizequeen #monsterdick #monstercock #nsfw #gooner #alt #alternative #realnsfw #nsfwbluesky #onlyfans #tease #bbw #chubby #lewd #girlswithtattoos
