Vance Jericho, reluctant human.
@vance-jericho.bsky.social
Guy at a place. If you gotta believe in something, believe in nihilism. Also video games, Pokémon.
Craigslist ad: Slightly used penis and right testicle for sale. Left testicle is off the table as I consider it lucky. $50000 obo.
December 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Craigslist ad: Slightly used penis and right testicle for sale. Left testicle is off the table as I consider it lucky. $50000 obo.
Step 1: Get 2 forks and ball of electrical tape.
Step 2: ?????
Step 3: Profit (insurance fraud)
Step 2: ?????
Step 3: Profit (insurance fraud)
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Step 1: Get 2 forks and ball of electrical tape.
Step 2: ?????
Step 3: Profit (insurance fraud)
Step 2: ?????
Step 3: Profit (insurance fraud)
“Surprisingly, not the inventor of the pull-out method but a well known proponent of it.”
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
“Surprisingly, not the inventor of the pull-out method but a well known proponent of it.”
“M4A- M4 carbines for americans.” No, not those Americans. You know which ones.
December 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“M4A- M4 carbines for americans.” No, not those Americans. You know which ones.
“….You’re that ninja….”
December 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“….You’re that ninja….”
*George Lucas furiously writing down some of these names*
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
*George Lucas furiously writing down some of these names*
Star Wars The Phantom Menace revolutionized cinema with the introduction of Darth Maul and his double-bladed light saber. The “double-batted” baseball bat will do the same for America’s past-time.
December 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Star Wars The Phantom Menace revolutionized cinema with the introduction of Darth Maul and his double-bladed light saber. The “double-batted” baseball bat will do the same for America’s past-time.
Belgium Batmobile VS The Jonckler and his Carrossiers.
Sorry. Had a lot of sugar today.
Sorry. Had a lot of sugar today.
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Belgium Batmobile VS The Jonckler and his Carrossiers.
Sorry. Had a lot of sugar today.
Sorry. Had a lot of sugar today.
Metal Gear?
December 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Metal Gear?
Home Renovator in The Lands Between: “Hm. This illusory wall is load-bearing.”
December 11, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Home Renovator in The Lands Between: “Hm. This illusory wall is load-bearing.”
Here’s what ya do. Get Michael Ironside. Put’em in a shiny black trench coat. Boom! You got yerself a sci-fi.
December 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Here’s what ya do. Get Michael Ironside. Put’em in a shiny black trench coat. Boom! You got yerself a sci-fi.
we'll see what hudson hawk has to say about this
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
we'll see what hudson hawk has to say about this
Really need a lid for that urn. Poltergeists all up on that lady.
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Really need a lid for that urn. Poltergeists all up on that lady.
“Heh, clearly you don’t know the difference between solicitation and a call to action, Officer.”
December 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“Heh, clearly you don’t know the difference between solicitation and a call to action, Officer.”
I think Mark Wahlberg says this about every movie ever made.
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I think Mark Wahlberg says this about every movie ever made.
“Son, you ever seen Million Dollar Baby?”
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
“Son, you ever seen Million Dollar Baby?”
Vogon poetry FTW.
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Vogon poetry FTW.
Tim Robinson voice: YOU FORGOT “WELCOME TO MOOSEPORT.” CAN’T FORGET ABOUT THE MOOSEPORT, NO YOU CANNOT.
December 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Tim Robinson voice: YOU FORGOT “WELCOME TO MOOSEPORT.” CAN’T FORGET ABOUT THE MOOSEPORT, NO YOU CANNOT.
Looks like the dems have a new slogan!
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Looks like the dems have a new slogan!
Gotta try the lemonade around the corner.
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Gotta try the lemonade around the corner.
Torgo just can’t catch a break.
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Torgo just can’t catch a break.
“Brotherhood Thompson was quite shocked at the sudden display of affection but did stay true to his moniker.”
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
“Brotherhood Thompson was quite shocked at the sudden display of affection but did stay true to his moniker.”
The lady who turned Twilight fanfic into “50 Shades” would make a bajillion dollars with this content.
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 AM
The lady who turned Twilight fanfic into “50 Shades” would make a bajillion dollars with this content.
An Emote of the time the actor who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his balls and filming had to be stopped for a couple of days.
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 AM
An Emote of the time the actor who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his balls and filming had to be stopped for a couple of days.