Michael
@vanarchon.bsky.social
Some guy on the internet that's very smart and just tries to be a good person. I occasionally post art, random concerning observations or befuddlement at the depths of human stupidity. Oh and I love terrible dad jokes.
/2 random chance, but every time it happens to me, it always feels much deeper than that. Don't change. You're needed.
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
/2 random chance, but every time it happens to me, it always feels much deeper than that. Don't change. You're needed.
/1 It's also because you're a stranger. You have no prior knowledge of the situation to bias your thoughts. People like us somehow give off of a sense of "safe". Safe to be around, safe to talk to, etc. We also often find ourselves in the places that we need to be, for others. Maybe it's 100%
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
/1 It's also because you're a stranger. You have no prior knowledge of the situation to bias your thoughts. People like us somehow give off of a sense of "safe". Safe to be around, safe to talk to, etc. We also often find ourselves in the places that we need to be, for others. Maybe it's 100%
It's "sync" not "synch" when abbreviating.
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It's "sync" not "synch" when abbreviating.
I went in because I thought I had some kind of intestinal blockage or trapped gas pocket. I was screened for gallbladder. My ejection fraction was 13%. I was scheduled for laparoscopic surgery. I was completely asymptomatic. So stupid that you had to go through all that and I barely had to do shit.
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I went in because I thought I had some kind of intestinal blockage or trapped gas pocket. I was screened for gallbladder. My ejection fraction was 13%. I was scheduled for laparoscopic surgery. I was completely asymptomatic. So stupid that you had to go through all that and I barely had to do shit.
He probably thought he was on "Who Wants To Marry A Thousandaire?"
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
He probably thought he was on "Who Wants To Marry A Thousandaire?"
I'd call this a shit take but that would be giving shit takes a bad reputation.
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'd call this a shit take but that would be giving shit takes a bad reputation.
Ooooh, DMB, good call.
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Ooooh, DMB, good call.
Sometimes I'll wake up with a cat at my back, a cat on my chest with a paw on my chin, and two cats at my feet.
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Sometimes I'll wake up with a cat at my back, a cat on my chest with a paw on my chin, and two cats at my feet.
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I absolutely love mine, especially with the Loop Mute inserts.
I absolutely love mine, especially with the Loop Mute inserts.
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November 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Here are the ones I use: us.loopearplugs.com/products/exp...
I absolutely love mine, especially with the Loop Mute inserts.
I absolutely love mine, especially with the Loop Mute inserts.
I remember others being excited for him but I remember thinking something was not quite right about him. Something about his facial expressions and body language tripped my red alert sensor.
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I remember others being excited for him but I remember thinking something was not quite right about him. Something about his facial expressions and body language tripped my red alert sensor.
A magical smile to go with the magical animal.
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 AM
A magical smile to go with the magical animal.
For a moment I was confused because I thought it said "evading bridge trolls"
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
For a moment I was confused because I thought it said "evading bridge trolls"
That's insulting to sacks of shit.
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
That's insulting to sacks of shit.
Figure out how to somehow get money from them first and you've got it made!
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Figure out how to somehow get money from them first and you've got it made!
Number of protective orders against him.
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Number of protective orders against him.
"never had a dad to discipline you" = "beat the shit out of you"
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
"never had a dad to discipline you" = "beat the shit out of you"
I was sitting in the window seat of the exit aisle on a flight to New Orleans and got asked my age. You have to be at least 15, I was 25.
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I was sitting in the window seat of the exit aisle on a flight to New Orleans and got asked my age. You have to be at least 15, I was 25.
But how the hell did he take a picture where none of the horizontal lines are parallel to each other?! It's driving my AuDHD ass nuts!
November 5, 2025 at 8:44 AM
But how the hell did he take a picture where none of the horizontal lines are parallel to each other?! It's driving my AuDHD ass nuts!
optical drive for a desktop computer, and you have a laptop.
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
optical drive for a desktop computer, and you have a laptop.
It took me a second when he first said it 29 years ago, lol.
October 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It took me a second when he first said it 29 years ago, lol.
My best friend gave my first girlfriend in high school the nickname "Jesus In A Pickup" because her name was "Christina Ford"
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My best friend gave my first girlfriend in high school the nickname "Jesus In A Pickup" because her name was "Christina Ford"
We're not even through his first full year of his second term. I'll be surprised if he makes to the end of the remaining three years.
October 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
We're not even through his first full year of his second term. I'll be surprised if he makes to the end of the remaining three years.
"Uppity"? So blatantly racist, instead of just implicitly racist.
October 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"Uppity"? So blatantly racist, instead of just implicitly racist.