like i just wanna fondle myself and sit on a dildo maybe

listen... i was messing around with them and then got very eepy and thought i had gotten them all out and i couldn't feel it until my body was actively ejecting it 😭

we were searching for it before we left for dinner and he went "yeah your things always turn up in the craziest places" 😭

definitely!!

hallo, sorry, life kicking ass but i missed you too 🖤

I was thwarted cause he woke up 😔

maybe i should put my collar on for when he gets up hmmmm

i know i post nudes for funsies on occasion but I actually don't wanna hear your fantasies about me

hate ruined orgasms makes me wanna become a serial killer no one talk to me

OH DEFINITELY NOT THE TIP LMAO more like the "base"