I will saw Jollibee is excellent and that’s my go to for fried chicken
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I will saw Jollibee is excellent and that’s my go to for fried chicken
The bulge on the big screen! Dance magic dance
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The bulge on the big screen! Dance magic dance
I thought you could just join truth social to do that
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I thought you could just join truth social to do that
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s
October 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s
Oh my God, that’s a blast from the past!
I used to love Metropolis Street racer
I used to love Metropolis Street racer
July 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Oh my God, that’s a blast from the past!
I used to love Metropolis Street racer
I used to love Metropolis Street racer
Hooray! I’m excited for my upcoming Huitzilopochtli school!
April 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hooray! I’m excited for my upcoming Huitzilopochtli school!
Target was complete garbage with this. I had the switch 2 in my cart and the payment”failed” at least20-30 times. Finally was able to get one at Wally World.
F target.
F target.
April 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Target was complete garbage with this. I had the switch 2 in my cart and the payment”failed” at least20-30 times. Finally was able to get one at Wally World.
F target.
F target.
JD Vance is in Opus Dei! I don’t want to talk shit…but yeah. Can’t wait for the new JD Vance book called “If I did it, here’s how”
April 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
JD Vance is in Opus Dei! I don’t want to talk shit…but yeah. Can’t wait for the new JD Vance book called “If I did it, here’s how”
The Brutalist! Duh!
April 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The Brutalist! Duh!
To give the high school commencement speech at my former high school is seriously a life goal. That’s awesome!
April 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
To give the high school commencement speech at my former high school is seriously a life goal. That’s awesome!
If he does have a dog or dogs they must not be unholy heathens like mine. My pug is so greedy he eats compost from the garden because it smells like food. Those fish would have been gonzo
April 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If he does have a dog or dogs they must not be unholy heathens like mine. My pug is so greedy he eats compost from the garden because it smells like food. Those fish would have been gonzo
I can tell you don’t have dogs because those wouldn’t be there right now. Would be more like yard bones and possibly dog throw up with fish bones in it.
April 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I can tell you don’t have dogs because those wouldn’t be there right now. Would be more like yard bones and possibly dog throw up with fish bones in it.
Im in Dallas and flying out of DFW is the absolute worst. If you get stuck there, let me know. I’m happy to take you to dinner to thank you for some amazing books that have made me laugh. But yeah, it’s such a crappy airport. I do believe that in one of the terminals there’s a capsule hotel.
April 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Im in Dallas and flying out of DFW is the absolute worst. If you get stuck there, let me know. I’m happy to take you to dinner to thank you for some amazing books that have made me laugh. But yeah, it’s such a crappy airport. I do believe that in one of the terminals there’s a capsule hotel.
Man, why does that teddy bear has such a ham sandwich? #cheekedup
April 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Man, why does that teddy bear has such a ham sandwich? #cheekedup
Man, I love your books. Excited to read this!
April 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Man, I love your books. Excited to read this!
Didn’t Elon say that we made comedy legal again recently?
March 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Didn’t Elon say that we made comedy legal again recently?
Legalize comedy, am I right?
March 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Legalize comedy, am I right?
Oh man. That book f’d me up. Scott Is a good horror director too! Excited to lose sleep after seeing this! But first I will be losing sleep over king sorrow! #lovehorror
March 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Oh man. That book f’d me up. Scott Is a good horror director too! Excited to lose sleep after seeing this! But first I will be losing sleep over king sorrow! #lovehorror
By the way, just because you voted for her doesn’t mean you’re not a latent racist. For example…see all of your problematic descriptions of people of color in your books. they say to never meet your heroes, was a huge fan,and I never thought about that until having interactions with you online.
March 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
By the way, just because you voted for her doesn’t mean you’re not a latent racist. For example…see all of your problematic descriptions of people of color in your books. they say to never meet your heroes, was a huge fan,and I never thought about that until having interactions with you online.
If you’re able to, you should really try to check out the full moon walks that they do there. It is absolutely magical.
March 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
If you’re able to, you should really try to check out the full moon walks that they do there. It is absolutely magical.
Wow. As we say here “a hot dog hollers”. Just because McDonald’s sells more beef than a steakhouse doesn’t necessarily mean it’s better as you so allude here. Bless your derivative self righteous heart.
I’ll enjoy your next book when I find it in the 50 cent Half Priced Books pile.
I’ll enjoy your next book when I find it in the 50 cent Half Priced Books pile.
March 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Wow. As we say here “a hot dog hollers”. Just because McDonald’s sells more beef than a steakhouse doesn’t necessarily mean it’s better as you so allude here. Bless your derivative self righteous heart.
I’ll enjoy your next book when I find it in the 50 cent Half Priced Books pile.
I’ll enjoy your next book when I find it in the 50 cent Half Priced Books pile.
There’s the spirit, you third rate Tom Robbins wannabe. Love fake liberals like you. Looking forward to my block, I’ll wear it like a badge of honor.
March 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
There’s the spirit, you third rate Tom Robbins wannabe. Love fake liberals like you. Looking forward to my block, I’ll wear it like a badge of honor.