I'm so rancid, fucking horny, and need to be leashed, and railed, thank you for coming to my Ted talk

Is this enough for me to make a start entering #puppygirl blue sky? Ngl tho I wanna get myself a muzzle and a new leash

Hi! I was feeling it after work, ngl sometimes you gotta dress sexy under your uniform so you feel it all day 😇

Big-boned

Recently we've been noticing how hard the E is hitting us, we've been eating fuckloads of cards to put on weight and now it's slowly paying off 👀👀👀👀

I wonder what the rest of the world is saying about us now. Berlin newspaper.