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Vampire Kiril
@vampirekiril.bsky.social
Comedian. Psychology Writer. Zen Master. I will change your life.
https://www.youtube.com/@vampire_kiril
call out a woman on her bllshit today
March 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
For me its the MASTECH MS8265 multimeter. It has all the dials making me look smart and fancy. I spilled sugar soda on it 2 years ago and the knob seized moving. But then I opened it up and cleaned the dry sugar (i didnt even need to open it) and it works perfectly.
#mastech #multimeter #mechanic
January 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
How do you do fellow calzonnes? real butter, real olive oil, real ham, real cheese, pickles, olives.
live stream of me making it -> www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhw3...
January 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
my potato in a bucket is a huge success. all sprouted and shooting up.
January 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
i cant believe you treat your own fans like shit and threaten them with bans like school kids. if i saw you on the street...you would be climbing trees. i cant believe nobody has has made you climb trees on the street yet. come here bourgoasi, ill buy you a peleton...
January 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
why would women be so unhappy
January 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
meta legalized making fun of gay people, but you still cant criticize the israelis. problem is i dont really care about gay people. dont you EVER forget the rich are your #1 enemy
#meta #facebook #elon
January 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
we made a decision to stop buying turkish/arabic doners and stop shopping from indian shops. stop funding your population replacements. only one way to fight back. stop giving them money. you want fast food eat a greek gyro, buy a local burger. make your choice today. you are being replaced.
January 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
never forget elon musk is the true definition of a loser.
he SACRIFICED his son with gender surgery at 16.
he is friends with ghislaine and a regular at epstein island.
he did that to join the "rich club"
liev schreiber also sacrificed his son. The kids were groomed.
elon would dance for money.
January 9, 2025 at 2:48 PM
elon signed changing the gender of his son when he was 16. an irreversible surgery. when i was 16 i was into yu-gi-oh and wanted to join the army. dont be fooled that the child wanted it. that was ritual sacrifice. could have let the kid wear skirts, didnt had to cut him up over a sexual fetish.
January 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Once again, if elon/tesla cared about the environment they would have made the batteries easy enough to reach and swap every 10 years, without paying tesla 10,000$, they would have made a guide on how to diy your own carbon batteries. but its all about money and profits.
January 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
my review got posted. i am a notty boy
January 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I got BANNED from the antiwork discord for suggesting growing some food at home is a viable way to show a middle finger to corporations. Today I'm growing lettuce and a potato plant at in my room, I run my youtube, I'm finishing my first book. F7ck these discord losers. you're a disgrace.
January 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
seasoned my chopping board with coconut oil. yea i didnt know its a thing too.
#cooking #kitchen #board #wood #wax #seasoning #care #diy
January 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
the person here that was asking what message to bring to his fans but didnt want to tell them to get their savings OUT of the banks, turned out to describe himself as a "jew" on his bluesky profile. but i will ALWAYS tell you to get your savings OUT of the bank
January 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
joining the army in 2 weeks. just you wait hailey lujan. ill get in shape soon! ill die for israel any day now!
#pizza
January 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
"we want specialists only from 1 specific country with the poorest salaries that are willing to work like slaves for $1000 per month"
January 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
theres no big difference between left and right. the rich pedophiles are ALL our enemies. they make us poor and they take our rights. dont let them divide you left vs right. politicians and scum like elon must are your enemy.
January 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
an indian beats & kicks a dog in a mumbai vet clinic while the other one records and laughs. remember this video. elon is bringing these people to replace you.
January 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Never stop making fun of elon musk
January 2, 2025 at 10:33 AM
the rich are crying. remember to:
- dont keep your savings in the bank
- boycott their companies & stocks
- grow stuff at home, learn to cook
- make fun of them online until they break
- make them live in fear
January 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"trust the plan! We want to deport immigrants, we just cant say because of russia! just keep calm while we EF you."
January 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
elon is crying and melting down on new years eve.
netanyahu got prostate cancer
and the real CEO killer is still on the loose
a beautiful holiday. i wish you well super-fans!
December 31, 2024 at 4:11 PM
uncle #billgates has some new books for us to read. my favorite one is how to get your daughters BLACKED. and i love that book. but i dont think bill likes it.
December 30, 2024 at 11:39 AM