That Wednesday child full of woe
(Yes I was actually born on a Wednesday)
Not a woman, an Ơ̸̧̧̢̬̥̟̼̺̯̾͒̓̈́̃͘m̴̿̈͌ͅë̵̹́̆̈́͌͠n̴̛͇̩̣͇̤̰̯͚̤̊̀̾̔͊̉͂