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easy sleazy rhysie💥
@vampirebite.bsky.social
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rhys • 29 • he/him • DONG! DONG! DONG! • 🔞
💍❤️‍🔥: @horror.husband.fyi + art by @fauxhel.bsky.social ❤️‍🔥
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tree set up...haven't finished decorating it yet but ✨
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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it's almost gelphie time
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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happy birthday to my angel 🖤 i'm so glad i'm the lucky son of a bitch that gets to be with you for the rest of eternity 💚 i love you casper, and i'm so proud of you ❤️❤️❤️ @horror.husband.fyi
casperhys in da car casperhys at the lake casperhys at fright fest casperhys in love 🖤💛
November 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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made a birthday cake for myself i hope everyone likes it ^w^
September 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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August 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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August 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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i also don't have spoons for the alt texts on these, sorry folks orz
August 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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@nekomimi.online tagging you for the miku cake lol
August 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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been taking a social media break, sorry for the incoming flood
August 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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fixing late night cravings
"shag" two tiered cake or as cas and i have so lovingly named it, "muppet nightmare" vintage style heart cake in light blue and white leopard cake with closed eyes, a flower crown, and fondant ears golf ball cake made to look that way with fondant, grass border on bottom and complete grass coverage on top
August 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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busy pt 3
vintage style cake with bows and roses marshmallow head cake with headphones, number 7 topper, and the name owen in fondant miffy bunny cake iced yellow with soft yellow pearl borders, miffy has a cake that reads "31" on it vintage style cake with hearts and roses
July 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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busy week pt 2
forest-y/greenery vintage style cake cupcakes that went with the greenery cake white cake with different styled candles piped around the bottom border with dollops on top border, sprinkles sprinkled on top pink cake with pink flowers and pearls that reads "happy birthday mama"
July 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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such a busy week pt 1
western/horse themed pink cake with fondant ribbon, horseshoe, and fencing jurassic park cake with yellow red ombré, chocolate rocks and edible logo on top with buttercream vines black monochromatic cake white cake with red and yellow ombré flowers and red borders
July 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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what're you gonna do with all that cake
red white and blue vintage style blue cake with pink drips and sprinkles, with donuts and the name "olivia" on the front francesca in ivory lord of the rings themed cake with green & brown leaves and the writing from the one ring
July 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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cake that is friends purple, with the peephole made of fondant on the front. the top says "the one where katelyn turns 30" small cake with sprinkles and a fondant rainbow on top small pink cake with strawberries and flowers piped on rainbow cake with fondant rainbow and clouds. there are a few flowers and one cloud says "happy 3rd birthday atlas" on it
July 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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pink sprinkle cake yellow cake with piped honeybees and flowers, along with "fly lines" the daphne in pink cowgirl/catcus themed cake
July 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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and a few more 😛
cake with stem cells appearing to be in a balloon bundle wearing party hats, and a message that says "happy rebirthday" white cake with green borders and leaves, with biscoff crumbs blue ombré to mimic the sky, with piped white clouds vintage style two tier wedding cake
July 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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oops waited more than a week 🫣
black cake with red drips, cherries, black borders and a quote from the movie twilight—"how long have you been 17" cupcakes made to look like different types of flowers. left to right: roses, hydrangeas, carnations(i think), peonies another spongebob cake with famous quote—"what's funnier than 24? 25!" francesca in chocolate
July 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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i'm running out of cutesy captions
black happy birthday cake with gold brushing on the bottom, black and gold balls adorned pink cake with ruffles, sprinkles, pallet knife swatches, and a edible image of an orange cat wearing heart shaped glasses. the whiskers are piped on vintage heart shaped cake with black bows, s + k message piped on top vintage cake with pearls and horizontal lines, shell borders on top and bottom
June 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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moar
barrell cake for father's day that will hold a whiskey bottle leopard print cake sunset ombré cake sprinkle cake with borders
June 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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it's time for your weekly dose of sugar! 🍰
dinosaur cake blueberry cake happy birthday / love cake barbie cake (name censored for privacy)
June 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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yeah we gay keep scrolling
June 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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bender b rodriguez
June 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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whooooos hungry!
white sprinkle cake white, black, and gold cake white cake with blush and gold fault line mickey mouse cake (red with yellow dots)
June 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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it's cake time (i'm so proud of these ☺️)
"summer floral" - pressed flowers on a white cake vintage heart white cake pink cake with gancahe drips and white rosettes half pink half green wicked cake
June 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM