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Darth Raptor
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I'm just here to stan things. 🦖
ps: People should only follow me if they are ready to see naked vampire elves.
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https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/10559
https://darthraptor.carrd.co
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Look at this pretty Pookie having the prettiest horns now.

It's the mod "The Gilded Blade" from preciouslittlebhaalbabee

#wyll #wyllravengard
A screenshot of Wyll Ravengard wearing ornate golden armor, a gleaming golden crown, and matching gold embellishments on his curved horns. We all know he deserves all the pretty gold!
June 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Von D - Symbolism
May 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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ENGAGE!
Astarion sitting, holding up his hand in a pose reminiscent of Captain Picard from Star Trek, just before saying 'Engage.'
May 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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For Astarion, there can't be enough dramatic effects!
May 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Roots Manuva - Highest Grade Dub
May 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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exactly!
April 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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I finally gave Dockstarion attention again.

Pookie, why you look at Wyll like this?

Astarion totally wants to eat Pookie Wyll up. Very understandable. That man! *swoons in Astarion voice*
We see a Baldur's Gate 3 screenshot of Astarion. He looks at Wyll in a menacing way and says: "Grand Duke Wyll Ravengard. Tell me, should I genuflect or merely bow?" He would go down to his knees for Wyll, I don't make the rules.
April 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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I have found the real porn!
A screenshot with many "not safe for work" tags from a fanfiction. In the middle of the screenshot is the tag "Astarion has long hair"
April 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Welcome back to my series making-ugly-hand-screenshots because I like suffering
A screenshot of Astarion's hand. The hand textures in Baldur's Gate 3 make little Raptor cry. Fingernails? Not in this economy.
April 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Another screenshot of ReShade settings. There are many settings names to see. It starts with "fuck I dont know whatever" and follows with many variants of "I dont know man" with numbers
April 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Another screenshot of ReShade settings. This setting was named "Bhaal Murder Baby Girl"
April 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Another screenshot of ReShade settings. This setting was named "Astral Whatever tired of this"
April 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Welcome to my new series

I'm-unable-to-give-my-ReShade-settings-normal-names
A screenshot showing the ReShade interface ingame. The current ReShade setting was named "Pookie Bear Wet Cat Night" Of course it was made for Astarion.
April 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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but then #Dockstarion looks at you like this and
A Screenshot from a game. We see a purple wall with a black framed picture of Astarion. His hair is slicked back to perfection, his fine leather armor gleaming with just the right amount of unnecessary metal flair. He holds up one hand, wearing a beautiful metal glove, waiting for his beloved consort to answer his question. Under the picture is a red chaise lounge that yells "Sit on me and stare at Dockstarion forever." There’s a black carpet with green leaves under the chair, and two cat palms on each side.
April 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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I don't post a lot, so it's all Astarion and Pookie stuff, lmao

my fave hashtag is the very important #PookieAscendant
A Word Cloud by bskyinsights.com, showing my most frequently used words on Bluesky. My top 10 words are: astarion (9), really (7), every (5), mod (5), hand (4), see (4), again (4), finally (4), pookieascendant (4), quality (3). There is a big "pookie" directly over the biggest word "astarion"
April 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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This is fiiiiiiine!
Another screenshot of horrible hand textures in BG3. Normal fingernails are nowhere to be seen. They just look like squishy skin. Fingernails? In this economy?
March 31, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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I forgot the Alt text to the picture.

On this picture you see a screenshot of Astarion's hand hovering in the air, and the hand texture is ugly enough to make every screenshotter cry every every night.

REEEEEE

Let's add another one
Another screenshot where we hand see Astarion's hand, next to his leg. Once again, the focus is on the low quality texture of his hands, that makes everyone cry.
March 31, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Dear diary that is public,

The life of a BG3 virtual photographer is hard. Every day I open the game and see the horrible hand textures.

Will this suffering ever end?

Oh, Astarion. How beautiful your hands are...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
March 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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milk.
A screenshot of Astarion's mouth. We see white fluid running out of his mouth. Did he drink milk? Did he drink paint? We will never know.
March 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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In the middle of the night, sneaking into the kitchen, because he feels silly 🤣

ALSO!

This is him, with a new food obsession every day:
March 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Two Pookies in the water.

#Wyllstarion #Bloodpact #Pookies #Virtualphotography
Wyllstarion / Bloodpact screenshot. Wyll and Astarion seem to be in water. We see both from the side, even though we see Astarion a little bit more from behind. Astarion's face touches Wyll's cheek. SMOOCHIES ARE IMPLIED. Wyll has a soft smile on his face. They are the cutest Pookies. The world is healing.
March 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I decided to use the preview pictures I already had on my website.

Also, I can't leave out that my favorite thing all day long is modding things for #Astarion.

Doesn't matter if Spawn Pookie or the #PookieAscendant, I love everything about him. 💜

🦇

#BG3 #AscendedAstarion #VirtualPhotography
Preview of 6 screenshots. 1. Astarion with glowing eyes, dark background. 2. Astarion and Wyll. Wyll is holding Astarion's hand. 3. Astarion is hovering mid air, blindfolded. 4. Astarion with one glowing eye, looking kinda sad. 5. The main focus of this picture is Astarion's leg and boot. He leans back on his hands. 6. Astarion with glowing eyes. He looks down at someone. (gasp, it's Cazador! But we don't see him) Preview of 6 screenshots. 1. Astarion just being pretty while he looks to the side. 2. Astarion hovering mid air, spreading his arms. 3. Astarion looking like a snack while he shows off his abs. 4. Cyberpunkstarion. He is wearing a mask and looks at the camera. 5. Astarion looking up. 6. The CD cover of his new album. It's black and white and only shows half of his face. Preview of 6 screenshots. 1. Astarion from the side. Long hair, a sad look on his face. 2. Astarion looking into the camera, also with long hair. 3. Astarion looks like a sad Pookie. 4. Lord Astarion shows off his abs while he is holding up one arm and waits for our answer 5. Astarion leaning his head to the side while having his eyes closed. 6. Astarion in a light blue outfit, which also fits his bright hag eye. He looks up and to the side. A sceenshot from the Nexus website of my first mod I made for Astarion. Called "Blood Moon. Raptor's Vampire Ascendant Moaning Simulator." It shows the header picture, the name and some screenshots
March 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Introduce yourself with 4 games 🖤
February 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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God agress.
February 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
A screenshot of the website Nexus Mods.
January 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM