i need to be clear that you directly made this worse for me dawg. you better be watching the stream

When you omit "A Black man is getting a standing ovation in the Deep South for breaking a record of an all-time baseball idol," you completely alter what Scully was describing as "marvelous." Scully was NOT just broadly marveling. He was marveling at a very specific, very important thing.

It’s actually very based for a tip-of-the-spear warfighter to get scotch sweats through their suits while bobbing around doing the Gob Bluth “so, uh, should, should, should, sh-should” thing on an 8am media hit about why they posted classified attack plans in the comments of a Pioneer Woman recipe

THAT'S Mike Piazza

let's fucking go???