Vlad Dracula Tepes
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“He’s a foolish child.”
The vampire sighed
“A metaphor. I do not intend to actually go to the moon”
“He’s a foolish child.”
The vampire sighed
“A metaphor. I do not intend to actually go to the moon”
"Yes, and he overcame the chaos within him. A feat that impressed me."
He would begin to change the subject.
"You said you wanted to learn the moon's secrets before."
He would begin to change the subject.
"You said you wanted to learn the moon's secrets before."
“He’s the..most mortal of them if I recall.”
“He’s the..most mortal of them if I recall.”
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“He’s a foolish child.”
The vampire sighed
“A metaphor. I do not intend to actually go to the moon”
“He’s a foolish child.”
The vampire sighed
“A metaphor. I do not intend to actually go to the moon”
“He’s the..most mortal of them if I recall.”
“He’s the..most mortal of them if I recall.”
"Ugh... Someone kill me. I'd rather not deal with more of your reincarnation's naivete."
“Something of the sort..”
“Something of the sort..”
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“He’s the..most mortal of them if I recall.”
“He’s the..most mortal of them if I recall.”
“Something of the sort..”
“Something of the sort..”
“Eternal suffering and damnation? Yeah. It can be…”
“This must be what hell feels like”
“This must be what hell feels like”
November 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Something of the sort..”
“Something of the sort..”
“This must be what hell feels like”
“This must be what hell feels like”
“…You and me both!”
…
I hate it here
…
I hate it here
November 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“This must be what hell feels like”
“This must be what hell feels like”
…
I hate it here
…
I hate it here
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
…
I hate it here
…
I hate it here
Reposted by Vlad Dracula Tepes
“Much progress has been made it seems… still far from ever surpassing me. Perhaps a Belmont should aid him”
“Much progress has been made it seems… still far from ever surpassing me. Perhaps a Belmont should aid him”
November 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
“Much progress has been made it seems… still far from ever surpassing me. Perhaps a Belmont should aid him”
“Much progress has been made it seems… still far from ever surpassing me. Perhaps a Belmont should aid him”
VAMPY.
Next account idea is brewing. Not a vampire but evil!
VAMPY.
Next account idea is brewing. Not a vampire but evil!
October 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
VAMPY.
Next account idea is brewing. Not a vampire but evil!
VAMPY.
Next account idea is brewing. Not a vampire but evil!
VAMPY.
I need more bad guys to portray. Bonus points for vampires.
I need more bad guys to portray. Bonus points for vampires.
October 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
VAMPY.
I need more bad guys to portray. Bonus points for vampires.
I need more bad guys to portray. Bonus points for vampires.
“Even as a mortal I found solace in the moon. Forever watching and listening. Far better than man. Far older than I. I wish to see those secrets one day”
He turns to walk back to his castle.
“Even as a mortal I found solace in the moon. Forever watching and listening. Far better than man. Far older than I. I wish to see those secrets one day”
He turns to walk back to his castle.
"The moon protects and watches all of those who bask in its glow. It guides and protects. Although seen as a symbol of madness, it is a symbol of love as well. Love, magic, protection, and femininity to some."
He smiled brightly while staring up at the moon.
"The sun became your enemy, but the--
He smiled brightly while staring up at the moon.
"The sun became your enemy, but the--
“He is your pet project. I will wait. I have all the time in the world, after all.”
He stared up at the sky for a moment.
“The moon always felt more vibrant after I was turned.. Like a god smiling down upon me as a mother would her child.”
“He is your pet project. I will wait. I have all the time in the world, after all.”
He stared up at the sky for a moment.
“The moon always felt more vibrant after I was turned.. Like a god smiling down upon me as a mother would her child.”
October 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
“Even as a mortal I found solace in the moon. Forever watching and listening. Far better than man. Far older than I. I wish to see those secrets one day”
He turns to walk back to his castle.
“Even as a mortal I found solace in the moon. Forever watching and listening. Far better than man. Far older than I. I wish to see those secrets one day”
He turns to walk back to his castle.
“Foolish boy. I will bite out your heart”
He raised an arm and with it his cloak, launching a stream of fireballs. Each moving erratically.
Low-level magic.
“Foolish boy. I will bite out your heart”
He raised an arm and with it his cloak, launching a stream of fireballs. Each moving erratically.
Low-level magic.
"God may cower, but *I* won't."
Suddenly, he'd draw his blade.
The multiverse...? Could it have been true? When he had slain the god of Chaos all those years ago- it mattered only for his own?
"Have at you!"
Suddenly, he'd draw his blade.
The multiverse...? Could it have been true? When he had slain the god of Chaos all those years ago- it mattered only for his own?
"Have at you!"
“You claim to have slain chaos? Oh, you foolish boy! I have stashed fragments of chaos all over the multiverse. My power is unending. God cowers before me!”
The towering vampire threw his hand to the side, cape bellowing.
“You will die. Painful and slow just like the Belmonts. Like my son”
“You claim to have slain chaos? Oh, you foolish boy! I have stashed fragments of chaos all over the multiverse. My power is unending. God cowers before me!”
The towering vampire threw his hand to the side, cape bellowing.
“You will die. Painful and slow just like the Belmonts. Like my son”
October 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“Foolish boy. I will bite out your heart”
He raised an arm and with it his cloak, launching a stream of fireballs. Each moving erratically.
Low-level magic.
“Foolish boy. I will bite out your heart”
He raised an arm and with it his cloak, launching a stream of fireballs. Each moving erratically.
Low-level magic.
“He is your pet project. I will wait. I have all the time in the world, after all.”
He stared up at the sky for a moment.
“The moon always felt more vibrant after I was turned.. Like a god smiling down upon me as a mother would her child.”
“He is your pet project. I will wait. I have all the time in the world, after all.”
He stared up at the sky for a moment.
“The moon always felt more vibrant after I was turned.. Like a god smiling down upon me as a mother would her child.”
"So far, nothing too vampiric, but he can perform his usual feats without the use of souls. All he needs to do now is practice."
The deity stares at the stars, tracing them with his fingers.
"He has to forge his own path now. He may be confused at this time, but seeing you made him realize who--
The deity stares at the stars, tracing them with his fingers.
"He has to forge his own path now. He may be confused at this time, but seeing you made him realize who--
“The Skies are clear”
He waved a hand moving any cloud from the sky.
“How goes the progress of your… artificial boy”
“The Skies are clear”
He waved a hand moving any cloud from the sky.
“How goes the progress of your… artificial boy”
October 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“He is your pet project. I will wait. I have all the time in the world, after all.”
He stared up at the sky for a moment.
“The moon always felt more vibrant after I was turned.. Like a god smiling down upon me as a mother would her child.”
“He is your pet project. I will wait. I have all the time in the world, after all.”
He stared up at the sky for a moment.
“The moon always felt more vibrant after I was turned.. Like a god smiling down upon me as a mother would her child.”
“The Skies are clear”
He waved a hand moving any cloud from the sky.
“How goes the progress of your… artificial boy”
“The Skies are clear”
He waved a hand moving any cloud from the sky.
“How goes the progress of your… artificial boy”
Majora was lying on the grass to stare at the stars in the sky. It appears they both had the same idea.
He’s off to stargaze. A break from all the blood and annoying vampires.
He’s off to stargaze. A break from all the blood and annoying vampires.
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
“The Skies are clear”
He waved a hand moving any cloud from the sky.
“How goes the progress of your… artificial boy”
“The Skies are clear”
He waved a hand moving any cloud from the sky.
“How goes the progress of your… artificial boy”
“A war between vampires is far less resource-intensive. They wished to decide the fate of vampire kind. They seem to have forgotten that I am still Count Dracula. Ruler of this land. God amongst the damned”
“A war between vampires is far less resource-intensive. They wished to decide the fate of vampire kind. They seem to have forgotten that I am still Count Dracula. Ruler of this land. God amongst the damned”
“There is no instance of a country having benefitted from a prolonged warfare.”
“I guess that’s one way of ending a conflict.”
“I guess that’s one way of ending a conflict.”
The smell of iron.. Dripping of blood.
The vampire had an interesting conversation with both sides of this war. Cowards and fools. Both disliked having him interject.
Now they are all dead. Every last one of them.
No more war in Dracula's land.
The smell of iron.. Dripping of blood.
The vampire had an interesting conversation with both sides of this war. Cowards and fools. Both disliked having him interject.
Now they are all dead. Every last one of them.
No more war in Dracula's land.
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
“A war between vampires is far less resource-intensive. They wished to decide the fate of vampire kind. They seem to have forgotten that I am still Count Dracula. Ruler of this land. God amongst the damned”
“A war between vampires is far less resource-intensive. They wished to decide the fate of vampire kind. They seem to have forgotten that I am still Count Dracula. Ruler of this land. God amongst the damned”
“You claim to have slain chaos? Oh, you foolish boy! I have stashed fragments of chaos all over the multiverse. My power is unending. God cowers before me!”
The towering vampire threw his hand to the side, cape bellowing.
“You will die. Painful and slow just like the Belmonts. Like my son”
“You claim to have slain chaos? Oh, you foolish boy! I have stashed fragments of chaos all over the multiverse. My power is unending. God cowers before me!”
The towering vampire threw his hand to the side, cape bellowing.
“You will die. Painful and slow just like the Belmonts. Like my son”
"Do you not see it with your own eyes, Dracula? Look upon me. See me for who I am!"
Soma's fist tightened.
"The powers of Chaos bind you no longer- for *I* have slain it! This world would never be forsaken, for *I* am one of its protectors!"
"I, Soma Cruz- *and* your *son*!"
Soma's fist tightened.
"The powers of Chaos bind you no longer- for *I* have slain it! This world would never be forsaken, for *I* am one of its protectors!"
"I, Soma Cruz- *and* your *son*!"
“Disgusting. How could /I/ ever fall so low! Preservation of life? There is no life on the face of this damned earth worth preserving!”
He laughed
“Hell has no claim, heaven no say. Death cowers. This world has been forsaken”
“Disgusting. How could /I/ ever fall so low! Preservation of life? There is no life on the face of this damned earth worth preserving!”
He laughed
“Hell has no claim, heaven no say. Death cowers. This world has been forsaken”
October 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“You claim to have slain chaos? Oh, you foolish boy! I have stashed fragments of chaos all over the multiverse. My power is unending. God cowers before me!”
The towering vampire threw his hand to the side, cape bellowing.
“You will die. Painful and slow just like the Belmonts. Like my son”
“You claim to have slain chaos? Oh, you foolish boy! I have stashed fragments of chaos all over the multiverse. My power is unending. God cowers before me!”
The towering vampire threw his hand to the side, cape bellowing.
“You will die. Painful and slow just like the Belmonts. Like my son”
VAMPY.
I love playing the overpowered bad guy lmao. Makes up for all my weak characters in DND
I love playing the overpowered bad guy lmao. Makes up for all my weak characters in DND
October 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
VAMPY.
I love playing the overpowered bad guy lmao. Makes up for all my weak characters in DND
I love playing the overpowered bad guy lmao. Makes up for all my weak characters in DND
“Disgusting. How could /I/ ever fall so low! Preservation of life? There is no life on the face of this damned earth worth preserving!”
He laughed
“Hell has no claim, heaven no say. Death cowers. This world has been forsaken”
“Disgusting. How could /I/ ever fall so low! Preservation of life? There is no life on the face of this damned earth worth preserving!”
He laughed
“Hell has no claim, heaven no say. Death cowers. This world has been forsaken”
October 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“Disgusting. How could /I/ ever fall so low! Preservation of life? There is no life on the face of this damned earth worth preserving!”
He laughed
“Hell has no claim, heaven no say. Death cowers. This world has been forsaken”
“Disgusting. How could /I/ ever fall so low! Preservation of life? There is no life on the face of this damned earth worth preserving!”
He laughed
“Hell has no claim, heaven no say. Death cowers. This world has been forsaken”
“Have you learned nothing? I am the antithesis of order. Of god.”
The elder rolled his eyes
“Order, hope, and peace will all die underfoot. Crushed in my shadow fed upon by my night creatures.”
“Have you learned nothing? I am the antithesis of order. Of god.”
The elder rolled his eyes
“Order, hope, and peace will all die underfoot. Crushed in my shadow fed upon by my night creatures.”
"A lawless game of chaos. Is that really what you stand for?" he asked, fist tightening.
"There is hope in this world, Lord Dracula. It needs not to be snuffed, but to thrive."
"There is hope in this world, Lord Dracula. It needs not to be snuffed, but to thrive."
“If I wanted your attention I'd have killed someone you care for. The blood of the helpless is rather good for the joints”
“If I wanted your attention I'd have killed someone you care for. The blood of the helpless is rather good for the joints”
October 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
“Have you learned nothing? I am the antithesis of order. Of god.”
The elder rolled his eyes
“Order, hope, and peace will all die underfoot. Crushed in my shadow fed upon by my night creatures.”
“Have you learned nothing? I am the antithesis of order. Of god.”
The elder rolled his eyes
“Order, hope, and peace will all die underfoot. Crushed in my shadow fed upon by my night creatures.”
“If I wanted your attention I'd have killed someone you care for. The blood of the helpless is rather good for the joints”
“If I wanted your attention I'd have killed someone you care for. The blood of the helpless is rather good for the joints”
"If you wanted my attention, Lord Dracula- you needed only ask."
“I dispise having lesser version of myself roaming”
“I dispise having lesser version of myself roaming”
October 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“If I wanted your attention I'd have killed someone you care for. The blood of the helpless is rather good for the joints”
“If I wanted your attention I'd have killed someone you care for. The blood of the helpless is rather good for the joints”
“I dispise having lesser version of myself roaming”
“I dispise having lesser version of myself roaming”
October 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
“I dispise having lesser version of myself roaming”
“I dispise having lesser version of myself roaming”
He’s off to stargaze. A break from all the blood and annoying vampires.
He’s off to stargaze. A break from all the blood and annoying vampires.
October 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
He’s off to stargaze. A break from all the blood and annoying vampires.
He’s off to stargaze. A break from all the blood and annoying vampires.
The smell of iron.. Dripping of blood.
The vampire had an interesting conversation with both sides of this war. Cowards and fools. Both disliked having him interject.
Now they are all dead. Every last one of them.
No more war in Dracula's land.
The smell of iron.. Dripping of blood.
The vampire had an interesting conversation with both sides of this war. Cowards and fools. Both disliked having him interject.
Now they are all dead. Every last one of them.
No more war in Dracula's land.
October 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The smell of iron.. Dripping of blood.
The vampire had an interesting conversation with both sides of this war. Cowards and fools. Both disliked having him interject.
Now they are all dead. Every last one of them.
No more war in Dracula's land.
The smell of iron.. Dripping of blood.
The vampire had an interesting conversation with both sides of this war. Cowards and fools. Both disliked having him interject.
Now they are all dead. Every last one of them.
No more war in Dracula's land.