Vamped
@vampedvillainess.bsky.social
30s. Never leave home without your monster fucker permit. Blerd currently nose deep consuming smut, anime, manga, yaoi, VNs, mythology re-tellings, video games. I don't kink shame, but will kink ask why ... tentacles? Yes.
Push her off the ledge in the Shadowfell every single time.
August 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Push her off the ledge in the Shadowfell every single time.
If you dont put this in the rotation at my funeral, we are not friends and never were
August 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If you dont put this in the rotation at my funeral, we are not friends and never were
The way I want to simultaneously shake and hug this dude on #BetterLateThanSingle. Get your head in the game sir, you are blowing it
August 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The way I want to simultaneously shake and hug this dude on #BetterLateThanSingle. Get your head in the game sir, you are blowing it
Me ordering hashbrown casserole and waiting on the gay sex
August 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Me ordering hashbrown casserole and waiting on the gay sex
My last two braincells today while Im driving:
1. *Crisis about the future and general state of the world and how Ill survive in it*
2. God I miss him
The him in question:
1. *Crisis about the future and general state of the world and how Ill survive in it*
2. God I miss him
The him in question:
July 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My last two braincells today while Im driving:
1. *Crisis about the future and general state of the world and how Ill survive in it*
2. God I miss him
The him in question:
1. *Crisis about the future and general state of the world and how Ill survive in it*
2. God I miss him
The him in question:
Reading a monster/alien romance: when your monster rips out another creatures throat to save you
July 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Reading a monster/alien romance: when your monster rips out another creatures throat to save you
Welp flying past what they let you read on the mobile otome games of my youth. No collection or gacha mechanics to unlock the slightly more flirty options. Netflix let ya be naked out here
July 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Welp flying past what they let you read on the mobile otome games of my youth. No collection or gacha mechanics to unlock the slightly more flirty options. Netflix let ya be naked out here
At the reveal like ... bruh no
July 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
At the reveal like ... bruh no
Hmmm longing you say?
July 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Hmmm longing you say?
Lies but okay let's see wtf you talking about today
July 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Lies but okay let's see wtf you talking about today
Netflix saying let's not take ibuprofen and be biphobic together
July 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Netflix saying let's not take ibuprofen and be biphobic together
Rival appears to be a rude white woman ... check. I dont fight over dick so girl relax
July 6, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Rival appears to be a rude white woman ... check. I dont fight over dick so girl relax
First mistake was assuming Im watching glute videos aimed at women. If I were looking at dudes' asses in yoga pants ... gonna be the homoerotic ones. NEXT.
July 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
First mistake was assuming Im watching glute videos aimed at women. If I were looking at dudes' asses in yoga pants ... gonna be the homoerotic ones. NEXT.
Watched something super sad on Netflix now Imma distract myself from my feels by seeing how these Netflix things stack up against a real VN. Trying not to put this girl in ho clothes and some of the hair options .... hmm ... let's just start
July 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Watched something super sad on Netflix now Imma distract myself from my feels by seeing how these Netflix things stack up against a real VN. Trying not to put this girl in ho clothes and some of the hair options .... hmm ... let's just start
Nah man .... why are my thighs a different color and if you pick the darkest skin color they got you out here looking a little ghoulish
July 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Nah man .... why are my thighs a different color and if you pick the darkest skin color they got you out here looking a little ghoulish
Scrolling through reddit and in my haste, I got excited thinking this was an ad for a baseball themed BL show ... not MLB ... forgive me for my heart is consistently full of sin
May 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Scrolling through reddit and in my haste, I got excited thinking this was an ad for a baseball themed BL show ... not MLB ... forgive me for my heart is consistently full of sin
Four video games from my childhood that defined my taste in gaming:
April 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Four video games from my childhood that defined my taste in gaming:
My first builder in Sandrock
March 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My first builder in Sandrock
Alistair is your first companion in DAO but that screenshot looks like it's from when he pops up in DA2. I got Fenris ... which doesn't surprise me at all honestly
February 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Alistair is your first companion in DAO but that screenshot looks like it's from when he pops up in DA2. I got Fenris ... which doesn't surprise me at all honestly