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VampAmber Has Depwession... 📻🍎 (& will be @ GalaxyCon Columbus)
@vampamber.bsky.social
670 followers 740 following 1.2K posts
A geek, and proud of it. And a nerd. And a dork. I'm very busy, you see.

Over 30...

Author of the #RadioApple fic Mating Season.

#VampAmberRecommendsRadioApple <-my fic recs

Current projects:
@LuciferFluffWeek.bsky.social
@FemRadioAppleWeek.bsky.social
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vampamber.bsky.social
Seems fairly accurate. Though I was biased with Vox Populi, cuz my Duckykins' part was way better than Vox's part (though his part was good, it wasn't as good as some of the songs after it on this list), but they're the same song so consider its high position mostly being from the first half.
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
So, I was just a wee smidge naughty, dropping over twelve bucks on earrings a week before a con. But in my defense, these technically count as school supplies. Cuz that's where I'm gonna be wearing these things every single freaking day I have class. 😍
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
Oh hey, I just noticed I hit 666 followers. I'd do a celebration thingie for it, but I know for a fact at least half of those people have no idea who I am, they were just hoping for a follow back. 😅 I'm nowhere near known enough to have that many fans.
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
Alastor made sure to fix the grammatical error in Lucifer's sign, purely out of the goodness of his heart. Wasn't that sweet of him?

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelLucifer #HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinHotelS2
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
Dear Santa,
You owe me. 41 fucking years' worth, bitch. Now gimme.
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
Especially this one... *swallows her own tongue*
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
How worried should I be? 😒
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
Ganked from Tumblr, and so freaking accurate.
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
I am possibly comitting concentration suicide. This is my school laptop. Was nice knowing you all...
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
Seriously, what in the ever loving fuck kind of poorly written fiction am I reading here? What reality does this guy live in? Is he not getting enough oxygen to his brain, shoved that far up Trump's ass?
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
On behalf of the few sane people left in Ohio, I apologize, because this is the kind of bullshit the dumbasses here elected. How long til we just call the Republican party a terrorist organization? Since they're trying so hard to act exactly like one. 🙄 Or maybe just rename them the Epstein party?
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
I apologize in advance, since it was your bingo cards and all, but...

BINGO!!! 🎉
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
For anybody curious. 😊

Oh yeah, and here's a link to make your own: tiermaker.com/create/fan-f...
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
vampamber.bsky.social
Finally remembered to take pictures to show everybody how awesome I've got my laptop for school looking. Snazzy af, right? 😊 (any answers that disagree with me will be promptly discarded 😝)
November 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
Here's the duck bed #RadioApple fic I promised! Enjoy!

archiveofourown.org/works/73590811

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelS2 #HazbinHotelS2Spoilers #AlastorxLucifer #HazbinHotelLucifer #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinHotelSeason2Spoilers #HazbinHotelSeasonTwo #HazbinHotelSeasonTwoSpoilers
Duck Duck Bed summary: Spoilers for season 2, Episode 1! Alastor may just be a fuck buddy, but Lucifer decides to show him his finally fully decorated room anyway. A bit of their usual arguing leads to sex, just like Lucifer was hoping for, but part of the way through Alastor insults his cute little duckie bed (rude, not just for the insult, but for stopping in the middle of fucking his brains out to do so). Horny and impatient, Lucifer gives him permission to fix it so they can get back to business. Definitely not his best plan.
November 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
vampamber.bsky.social
I've been inspired by the duck bed! I'm almost done with a crack treated seriously porn without plot #RadioApple one shot fic. Expect it tomorrow. 😁

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelSeason2 #HazbinHotelSeason2Spoilers #HazbinHotelSeasonTwo #HazbinHotelSeasonTwoSpoilers #HazbinHotelS2 #HazbinHotelS2Spoilers
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
Here's mine so far from just the teasers.
October 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
Facebook picked the wrong person to fill out their "suck up to us" survey, cuz I was honest. 😁
October 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
vampamber.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
Only three weeks left until the wonder & joy that is #FemRadioAppleWeek 2.0! Are you ready? Follow @femradioappleweek.bsky.social to join the excitement!

#RadioApple #AppleRadio #FemRadioApple #FemAppleRadio #FemAlastor #FemLucifer #FemaleAlastor #FemaleLucifer #genderswap #HazbinHotel #genderbent
October 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
vampamber.bsky.social
Not my meme, but I still claim it for myself.
October 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
Without downloading new pictures, where are you mentally?
October 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
My kitty, Dove, is "helping" me study. 😅😍
October 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
So, I accidentally oopsed, aaaaaand... here's the set list for the next Lucifer Fluff Week (date, and basically everything else, to be determined). Maybe looking at January?

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelLucifer #LuciferHazbinHotel #Fluff #Lucifer #LuciferMagne #LuciferMorningstar
October 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
vampamber.bsky.social
Quote with two characters you like and tag 5 people to do the same!

I like 'em silly? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@sayarose.bsky.social
@aceslutsociety.bsky.social
@lisethebees.bsky.social
@cyanjockstrap.bsky.social
@buttonsqueak.bsky.social
October 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM