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Update: anyone who uses the word "woke" on Steam in an incorrect manner will have their profiles hung and quartered on the front page of Steam for all to laugh at.
January 14, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Update: anyone who uses the word "woke" on Steam in an incorrect manner will have their profiles hung and quartered on the front page of Steam for all to laugh at.
Just a reminder, for everyone in the back: we can, at any point, shut down the open-source cheat that is ruining our consumer's time. We just choose not to. Why? I can't even come up with anything funny, quirky or clever anymore idk someone tell me.
January 11, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Just a reminder, for everyone in the back: we can, at any point, shut down the open-source cheat that is ruining our consumer's time. We just choose not to. Why? I can't even come up with anything funny, quirky or clever anymore idk someone tell me.
We here at Valve absolutely HATE journalists, especially independent journalism. If you are found writing or creating content in a journalistic way about any of our IPs, we will butt fuck you with our legal might beyond recognition.
January 11, 2024 at 8:28 AM
We here at Valve absolutely HATE journalists, especially independent journalism. If you are found writing or creating content in a journalistic way about any of our IPs, we will butt fuck you with our legal might beyond recognition.
Sorry, we're too busy working on making more money to care.
What really annoys me about the TF2 community is that they think Valve cares. It's a cycle: Valve's neglect reaches a critical point, the community cries, Valve gives them a tiny crumb of attention, then the community is satisfied for the next 2-4 years and keep playing a dead game.
January 11, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Sorry, we're too busy working on making more money to care.
We here at Valve love the work the developers for github.com/nullworks/ca... are doing. We will never seek legal action for these people violating our terms of service, and making our game a worse overall experience for the end-user. Our legal might is better used elsewhere! Like fan-games.
January 11, 2024 at 8:05 AM
We here at Valve love the work the developers for github.com/nullworks/ca... are doing. We will never seek legal action for these people violating our terms of service, and making our game a worse overall experience for the end-user. Our legal might is better used elsewhere! Like fan-games.
We here at Valve hate innovation and love violating the principles of "art". This is why we've allowed AI-generated games on our platform. Any billion-dollar game studio can replace their workers with bills, family, housing needs, we don't care!
January 11, 2024 at 8:00 AM
We here at Valve hate innovation and love violating the principles of "art". This is why we've allowed AI-generated games on our platform. Any billion-dollar game studio can replace their workers with bills, family, housing needs, we don't care!
We here at Valve strive ourselves to make our consumers as infuriated as possible. Instead of focusing our legal action on a free to download, open-source cheat for our game (cathook on github you should try it sometime), we'll fuck over a fan-game just cause.
January 11, 2024 at 7:58 AM
We here at Valve strive ourselves to make our consumers as infuriated as possible. Instead of focusing our legal action on a free to download, open-source cheat for our game (cathook on github you should try it sometime), we'll fuck over a fan-game just cause.