valerie
@valsmercy.bsky.social
if god is a dj life is a dance floor
stopping myself from asking “is ___ still with his wife?” bc I don’t even have the energy for that rn
February 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
stopping myself from asking “is ___ still with his wife?” bc I don’t even have the energy for that rn
Sorry lady breaking up w her s/o in the handicap stall but I have to shit
February 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Sorry lady breaking up w her s/o in the handicap stall but I have to shit
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This video kicks ass: youtu.be/o2jzKo1RqWU?...
How Trying Became Cool Again
YouTube video by Nathan Zed
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February 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
This video kicks ass: youtu.be/o2jzKo1RqWU?...
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so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky
February 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky
Democrats really don’t give a fuckkkk fuck these fools
February 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Democrats really don’t give a fuckkkk fuck these fools
i hate the idea of a villain era. you’ve been an asshole the whole time you just like the branding
February 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i hate the idea of a villain era. you’ve been an asshole the whole time you just like the branding
Bartender told me that I smelled nice and I’ll be thinking about that all month.
February 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Bartender told me that I smelled nice and I’ll be thinking about that all month.
You cannot claim that this muffin is packed w protein if I have to dump protein powder into the batter
February 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
You cannot claim that this muffin is packed w protein if I have to dump protein powder into the batter
If I don’t move soon I will lose it.
January 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If I don’t move soon I will lose it.
I just don’t think I could get married bc I would definitely get a stain on my wedding dress after 15 seconds
January 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I just don’t think I could get married bc I would definitely get a stain on my wedding dress after 15 seconds
I get really sad sometimes when I see an outfit that has a white shirt bc I know that can never be me. Alas, I am a slob.
January 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I get really sad sometimes when I see an outfit that has a white shirt bc I know that can never be me. Alas, I am a slob.
I’m in my “not taking things personally if it’s not really about me“ era.
January 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’m in my “not taking things personally if it’s not really about me“ era.
