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Reverse engineer, coder, 24, 100% huggable.
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skydive into a big Sidon
October 24, 2025 at 9:35 AM
valshaped.bsky.social
Forgive my phone's autocorrect, it doesn't know its its from its it's.
UNDERTALE captivated me with its vibrant characters and rich Clodglas market. I'll never forget the smile I got from sending Temmie to cool leg. Asgore, though, is the GOAT.
July 26, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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I love All-Terrain Bowser. He's a sphere
Bowser leans over the handlebars, shooting bedroom eyes directly at the viewer. All-Terrain Bowser holds up a fist, grinning wildly at the viewer All-terrain Bowser on the bullet bomber or whatever it's called, having just been shot out of a cannon. He's holding on to the kart for dear life, ham hands on the steering wheel being the only point of contact. Side shot of all terrain Bowser, which shows off how spherical he is. He's perfectly circular, not counting arms, legs, head, and spikes.
June 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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SPHERICAL
An unedited side shot of Bowser in Mario Kart World, rocketing through the cloudless sky in a kart shaped like a bullet bill. His body is almost perfectly circular.
June 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Yeah!
A side shot of Sidon (Breath of the Wild) inside Link's house. His coloration is warmer (more orange, less blue) due to the surrounding lights.
May 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
valshaped.bsky.social
Currently experiencing programming language brainrot. My programming language is now running a virtual machine inside it (albeit a limited one, since I threw it together in about 10 minutes)

It has no reference types, so everything is stored in global variables, but it *works*, and that amazes me.
A screenshot of a code listing. It contains one constant, two global variables, and four functions. The two statics contain a large array, named "memory", of size MEM_MAX (0x20000), and an Emulator object, which has a program counter and a stack pointer, named "vm". One function, "next", advances the program counter and returns what it was previously pointing to. Two functions "push" and "pop" values from the stack, using the vm's stack pointer. The last function, "run", contains a compact representation of an interpreter loop, matching the "next" word against a list of possible opcodes, and performing the associated action. It demonstrates that the body of a function is any single expression.
February 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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I have absolutely no qualms with these
A single frame of the gif. The highlighted kinkymon types are "HIMBO" and "SNEAKERS". A single frame of the gif. The highlighted kinkymon types are "BEEFY" and "UNIFORM".
November 12, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,490,244!
Bluesky: Celebrating 10 million users! #1,490,244. Joined Oct 12, 2023
September 17, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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Here's Valse! He's pretty wide!
Superbly fat Zora dude, as wide as he is tall. He leans against an unseen wall. Superbly fat Zora dude, as wide as he is tall. Tank-topped, sandaled, and spectacled, he leans against an unseen wall.
April 5, 2024 at 3:57 AM
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Here's Valse, my well-fed nerdfish.
A very large Zora with glasses, crammed into an ill-fitting cyan tank top and matching sandals. He bears a design similar to Sidon from Breath of the Wild, but several orders of magnitude thicker. His large, doughy gut spills onto the ground before him, completely obscuring one of his legs from view. A very large Zora with glasses, leaning against a wall. He bears a design similar to Sidon from Breath of the Wild, but several orders of magnitude thicker. His large, doughy gut spills onto the ground before him, completely obscuring one of his legs from view.
March 6, 2024 at 12:18 AM