Right!?!?

The one agent tripping and then crawling off and holding his head all dramatic while looking to make sure the bystander is still rolling is hilarious.

Is it cognitive decline or cognitive never had?

If you’re an employee not paying for work that’s been done, disrespectfully; a curse on you and all your offspring.

The way my dumb a$$ is locked in everyday teaching middle school for $60,000 (- the $5,000 I spend to create a hospitable space and, I don’t know, feed my students)

If my dad started posting shit like this id start looking at old folks homes, or at least take his phone away. It’s crazy that this person gets to be President.

As a math teacher, yall gotta know, this isn’t really a joke. I love my babies SO much but y’all, that can’t even count on their fingers. (I teach 7th grade) And for the love, don’t ask them to read. It’s scary out here. 😂

2 things:
-homeboys pants are unzipped
-the ghetto? Sir, you’re at a gas station

The way this is reshaping my entire perception of history. As I’ve learned about various genocide, I’ve always wondered how it happened. People can’t be that evil. Turns out they can.
I don’t even know what to do.

The way that Headline read like an Onion article….

Meanwhile, I’m making curtains to block view into my new classroom in case of a school shooting. America, girl, your priorities are SO fucked.

The audacity of shoeless, pajama pants Karen.

Yes! It was like a part time job.