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valleytrash1.bsky.social
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Go the whooole hog Mog
Should've been the endive her "career"
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I bumped into Freddie Parrot Face Davies on Blackpool promenade
December 30, 2025 at 9:54 AM
December 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
December 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Woody Allen, definitely. Being allowed to stay up late to watch movies. Most of them I had no idea what was going on, but Sleeper I remember being a really funny film
December 20, 2025 at 10:49 AM
That is absolutely superb! Thank you for celebrating Welsh heritage👏
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Exceptional use of a flugelhorn to signal impending jeopardy, genuinely chilling
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Where's your fucking poppy? Oh I see, sorry... but not like that
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Loving the nod to Bud and Lou meeting Glenn Strange
October 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Your diet is looking increasingly like unspeakable things you'd need a screwdriver to dislodge from the tread of your boot, if you worked in a kennel
September 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I really don’t know what he said at the end of that sentence. I don’t think he knows what he said either
September 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
*unless* you crochet a high fidelity Model 700 Remington out of steel wool from a post left anarchist wool shop
September 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"What I do have are a very particular set of black puddings, puddings I have acquired over a very long career. Offal that make me a nightmare for people like you" it's Liam Nesson and I claim my five pound Greggs voucher
September 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ted Bovis has let himself go on a plate
August 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
August 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
NobblyBobbly_Marina
August 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"Je ne regrette chien"
July 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The photo I'm going to send to Bluesky for verification
July 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The Rebel in me
July 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This would have been a much better denouement for the Blair Witch project accompanied by a cheeky chappy "I thank you" trombone
June 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What an amazing gig, absolutely banging, great fun. Brilliant set list, some deep cuts and a fist full of hits. You guys have so much energy and your band is sharp as the crease my Mum used to iron into my jeans 🤦🏻‍♂️ until next time 😉
June 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
See you tonight chaps!
June 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM