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@valleyguitarist.bsky.social
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Unfortunately, this is what I'm actually like.

I'm almost certainly joking.

Use alt text. Don't use AI. Love music, hate Spotify.

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Musics:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgvnpYq0hBJhzmiRUvDzobw

https://www.soundclick.com/leeharvey
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valleyguitarist.bsky.social
Enjoy breaking all the laws you break today. Break more tomorrow x
Mario from the Super Mario Bros Super Show, saying: You know, the police can't stop crime!
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
A 1.0mm Dunlop Max Grip pick. It's grey, so dropping it on stage would be fun.
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
Tfw you get several lamps set up just so
Al Pacino saying: This crew is good.
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 AM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
You know when you wake up and can't find your glasses?

Well I don't
My spectacles stored on a Rapa Nui moai style head. It's balanced on a big old box of pills.
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 AM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
Anyone else enjoying an extra large Welsh cake with jam and buttercream and a cup of tea? No? Sucks to be you.
And extra large Welsh cake with jam and buttercream, from Bakestone, Merthyr, in Trago Mills. Absolutely banging.
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
T'were all question mark umbrellas and Cybermen when I were a lad
Breaking News Doctor who supplies Matthew Perry with ketamine before deadly overdose sentenced to 30 months in prison.
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
Enjoy my redneck repair skills
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
It's fucking 'orrible up yuh mun
The view down towards the Brecon Beacons from the top of Rhigos mountain. I'm so far above sea level rn.
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
Not at all dirty, unlike your mum
My Alvarez acoustic guitar, clean as a whistle, smelling like a rose. These guitars are fantastic vfm, if you're in the market. Neck on this is slinky af.
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
I'm switching back to Martin acoustic strings. Please update your jottings. GLV will also be playing a couple of songs on these new strings at the National Tap open mic night tomorrow evening, if you need your jaw spun.
Six packets of Martin SP 11-52 80/20 bronze acoustic guitar strings.
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
Wednesday!
A badge that has a cute baby deer in a bowtie and says: My personality is just a list of symptoms.
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
My milkshake, and the boys it brings to the yard
Horseshoe crabs having their blood drained to make pharmaceuticals. It looks like they're each drinking a blue milkshake.
December 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky xmas party:
Prince's tiny, almost too wee, clothes being pointed at by Vic Reeves's Scottish character whose name escapes me. Sandy?
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
Probably gone off by now mate
Shepherd's pie, 1-4 year old.
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
I like your boyfriend's new nickname
A pack of OCB rolling papers that says: VIRGIN SLIM.
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
I went here and cleaned all the glass in my car. Don't question it.
A bleak looking Welsh mountainside. Brown vegetation, pine trees and green fields, divided by grey dry stone walls. Near Pontstcill reservoir, fact fans.
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
My hair looks so good today, I can't show you, in fear of breaking the internets. You have to make do with a slice of Glory to the Darkness cat t-shirt.
A blue t-shirt poking through a raincoat. It says, partially covered, Glory To The Darkness, and has a drawing of a cat on their hind legs, front paws raised to the sky with a stern expression.
December 2, 2025 at 11:06 AM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
Maintenance access for a desire path
My foot, a desire path on a grass verge, and two manholes.
December 2, 2025 at 10:54 AM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
Them: Why do you like the rain so much?

Me:
Brokinton [Picture of a cloud with eyes, next to a yellow face with eyes that are circled with a wavy black oval] This cloud conceals a Chicken dispenser.
December 2, 2025 at 10:38 AM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
Super Hans saying: People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people.
December 2, 2025 at 7:49 AM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
Broke: pill organiser

Woke: The Weekly Weed Feed
A clear plastic box with eight compartments. Each contains a gram of bud. One is marked TODAY, and is half full, because yer man is already baking himself.
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
@roryblank.bsky.social
You just made a severely mentally unwell gentleman very happy x

(It's me, I'm very happy, thank you)
An amazing Rory Blank t shirt that says: I was there! I witnessed when the giant eye came down to judge humanity! *Picture of a flying eyeball above a cityscape* The eyeball looked right at me and I blinked! "I'll never sleep again for the fear of what it saw in me'
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
Welcome to what fans and horrified onlookers alike are calling the Hypomanic Dividend. I think I know what one of them is.
Three parcels. I'm a twat.
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
I like that this hospital sees under stair goblins and sprites
A reception type desk in a stairwell, that looks like it's for people who are already under the stairs.
December 1, 2025 at 3:12 PM
valleyguitarist.bsky.social
I swear, Johnny, I can stop anytime I want *scratching* I just need like one last hit. To say it's the end, you know?
Fucked Paddington, probably tired from ferrying all those souls about.
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM