Feel like all of the time in fics it's like. Everyone's cock is HUGE and their stamina is INFINITE. Well I think their dicks should be mediocre at best and they come once way too early and are out of commission for the rest of the night.

This is why people don't pay me to write smut

Why does my mind insist on blanking out the fact that he can do that. I'm not capable of holding the thought in my head for more than a couple of seconds before it's gone again