🩰 Shh... I am attempting to keep it all compact since the first post is what people will see and engage with

🩰 300 characters maximum I am fighting for my life

🩰 It is so difficult for me to fit all of my thoughts within this character limit. I wish to Shu ramble about Valkyrie's art being meaningful and all...

Good riddance! I will /not/ return to this room nor building for an indeterminate amount of time. To think that safety protocols have been lacking so much that a snake of all things has inhabited the place...

Do these even startle at such loud noises?! Ah, my options are dwindling- Fine! My arm is down! Just get it off already...!

🩰 AH THANK YOU KINDLY? You are most certainly cool as well!!

H-How on earth am I meant to remain calm when I am in this predicament?! Venomous or not, this- this thing...! Tell them to hurry along!

That is entirely unnecessary! Although... Hm. Just be sure that you do not cause any disturbance. It would be a nuisance considering how influential he is.

I put great care into the routine I have with my hair, you know. Ensuring that it remains in tact and on my head is a necessity. Not only for my line of work at the moment, but for my own ease of mind.

...Do not let this thought entertain you any longer, lest I go scalp you myself.

Refrain from doing that to me, would you? The last thing I need is to be perceived as something so unsightly to the masses. I'm aware that standards of beauty differ in the eye of the beholder, but that is the absolute last thing on this earth that I'd need.

🩰 I THOUGHT I WAS ON MAIN. Shu jumpscare my apologies...

🩰 New method of torment!