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@valkyrieinvain.bsky.social
Faceless, nameless freak of a man. Spam acc for ADHD ramblings and complaining
UNBELIEVABLY LOUD
January 25, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Bro I'm so not getting my deposit back
December 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Trying to navigate the grocery store in December when all the grocery stores are filled with people who exhibit negative spacial awareness as they spread eagle in the middle of the fucking aisle
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Idiot was so lost in the sauce (me spilling ham juice on the floor bc I don't have those deep, juice catching cutting boards) that she didn't realize half of her yummy treat dripped onto her face
December 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Christ.
December 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Fingers crossed I can,,,,, at least somewhat emulate the texture/shading style of Victorian medical drawings. Bc it would fit so well
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Whoever built my apartment to be made up of exclusively concrete walls count your fucking days
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Firefox attempting to translate an already English synopsis into English and instead simulating what it feels like to have a stroke
October 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Imagine the disaster if I had actually gathered all my dishes beforehand for once
August 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Gripping myself do NOT make me go to the fucking doctor
August 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
July 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is just me deciding to rig a horse, followed by the audio that goes "I was then diddled by the sweatiest, most bitchless creatures"
May 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
MY DARLING PAPRIKAAAAAAA
April 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I WANT MY FUCKING PAKIDGE
April 24, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Discord server blowing up with 14.000 variations of the same shitty image got me like
April 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Old roommate happened to find a cabinet so I can finally organize my bathroom some
February 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
RECORDING PART OF THE MODEL IS FINALLY DONE
February 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Azzie pissed in my (thankfully dirty) laundry.
January 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"This [multiple npcs flirting with Tybalt] is just me projecting that I think Tybalt is hot" TEEHEE
December 28, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Treats (minus the two I ate)
December 22, 2024 at 5:35 AM
I hate this group chat so much (affectionate)
December 19, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Nothing like dnd to get the creative juices flowing ig
December 16, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Ego booster
December 12, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Shoutout to whatever the fuck this is
December 11, 2024 at 12:47 PM
December 9, 2024 at 4:20 AM