Eira Valkyrie
valkyrieeira.bsky.social
Eira Valkyrie
@valkyrieeira.bsky.social
White, trans woman, lesbian, autistic, Swedish (cringe country), tired, I play FFXIV sometimes.
Subnautica assistant voice out of nowhere: Oxygen
November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
That's a line you really only should use if you wake up from a coma with complete amnesia
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This is your super saiyan form
November 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Going to the paint store and buying paint in precise milliliter amounts
November 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Lady at the bottom of the pool, dropping her weights:

(her boobs are so juge and undense they function as floaters, she rises boob-first)
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"no no the genderswapped trans man is a cis woman who was born as a genderless thing that everyone instantly acknowledged as a girl with no issues". God forbid we include a trans woman on TV made for young adults. Not allowed.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Two robotic pigs in a dystopian hellscape. Will they explore each other's [redacted]
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Can you parkour in it
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
There's no option to remove it, and Steam has also removed the ability to have skins and css that could remove it previously
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I tend to drift towards minmaxing, but it always turns out to be on meaningless stuff like "gold drop chance+" or "health potion effectiveness+"
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Nice, physically entering a hypothetical game set in the background of Nightmare Kart
November 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
One of the easiest buys in my life. Now lesbians can serenade me to sleep, venomously.
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
SPiNDLE a few months in the future, posting two stunningly accurately drawn skin cells colliding
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
it's just not possible?
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
pop them off and pop in some new ones
November 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If it also cleans and makes my bed and fluffs my pillow while at it, I wont complain.
November 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM