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valkyreee.bsky.social
Miss Appropriate
@valkyreee.bsky.social
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I look better in low definition. Born with the Lucky feat

(I was na_cotic on twitter)

Nipaluna/hobart
Lutruwita/tasmania

https://www.unicef.org.au/donate/children-gaza-crisis-appeal

Fuck: fascism, TERFs, wealth hoarders.
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Exhibit A
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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I felt inspired by #MegsMashables yesterday. Grabbed a Halloween prompt (ghost) and a random animal (got mole). May I present: The Ghole
A digital drawing of a mole popping out of a molehill. He’s covered in a sheet. Instead of eyeholes, a nose hole has been cut in the sheet
October 26, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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About (a boat) damn time. #Sailing #TwilightRacing
Looking towards kunanyi/Mount Wellington and Hobart from the deck of a yacht tied up at Bellerive Yacht Club
October 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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That’s Numberwang!
A butterfly display case In focus: a red and black winged butterfly. Signs around call them ‘Candrena numberwing’ Other sign info (centre sign): Diaethria candrena (Godart. 1824) Nymphalidae: Biblidinae: Callicorini Neotropical
September 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Cancelled my Disney+ subscription. I’ll save my money, thanks.
Disney+ asking why I cancelled my subscription. My response: other selected 1. Bending the knee to trump and fascism 2. Getting stupidly expensive
September 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Yikes. $5000-$150000 give or take.
An ultrasound machine
August 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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We’ve all seen one of these. They start at $1500. Why do they look like this?
IV fluid infusion pump
August 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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This guy? $250k. It doesn’t even look easy to keep sterile.
Nanoknife machine
August 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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If you see this, post a redhead
Ginger, lead character from Chicken Run
July 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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If you see this, quiet post with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers
I picture of Chappie holding a can of beverage against a dingy concrete wall
July 10, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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Saw this in the car park lift today. Assuming it’s school holiday related. Love me a guerrilla pun. #hobart #pun #geurrillaart #publicspcaes
The button panel on the inside of a lift. Joke stuck above reads “why did the jellybean go to school? Because he wanted to be a smartie!”
July 9, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Oh yes. We approve of that one.
Same tweet as quote posted below from Kevin: Eric Abetz is claiming Jess Munday is ineligible for Parliament. Labor references a 1944 amendment. This is the amendment. Looks to me like nothing to see here (ie Munday is eligible) In response to Kevin Bonham’s Nicholas Rayner @Nicholas_Rayner says: Yes Eric Abetz often thinks fondly of 1944.
June 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Nice day out today #Hobart #Bellerive
View from Second Bluff over Bellerive beach, towards the Bellerive bluff, Hobart and kunanyi/Mt Wellington. A stunning winter’s day
June 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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If I die this evening, this guy is the culprit. #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCat
A black cat with inky black eyes peers at the camera/me. Behind him is a wooden step box and a play tube on carpet an ottoman is in the background. My leg is in the foreground.
June 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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It would but just awful.
Black text on a white background reads: It would be a shame if the protesters began making their signs out of inch-thick plywood to stop rubber bullets, forming a tight shield wall to prevent police from singling out and mobbing individual protesters. It would be a shame if the people behind the shield wall held up umbrellas so that tear gas canisters fired over the heads of the front line will be bounced away. It would be a shame if protesters began constructing improvised armor vests out of duct tape, hardback books, and ceramic tiles. It would be a shame if protesters started wearing safety glasses, hard hats, respirators, and gardening gloves, all of which can be found at the same hardware stores as the plywood. It would be a shame if they started using traffic cones (the kind without the hole in the top) upside-down buckets, or other improvised lids to contain tear gas by placing them over the canisters. It would be a shame if protesters learned that police scanners are legal to own in the US, allowing them to learn where police are moving and what routes they intend to take. It would be a shame if they discovered that these scanners can be used to send as well as receive, allowing them to flood the scanner frequencies with noise. All this would be a terrible, terrible shame.
June 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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The loss of a pet is always heartbreaking. Especially when sudden. My folks are away and their cat went downhill quick. I got a call at 5 from the cattery and had made the decision by 8 that the kindest option for her was to be euthanised.

Vale Myf. Sleep well pusscat. I’m so sorry. 🌈
A tabby domestic longhair named Myf. 14. Suspected heart failure. x sleep well pusscat. I’m sorry.
May 9, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Oh I like that. After Miss 4 refused “quiche”
An quiche. Yes I used puff. I don’t have room for short in my freezer. Sue me.
May 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Y’all I actually did it. I saw an opportunity and it took it. I’m not sorry. #hycybh #TomCardy (not @tomcardy.bsky.social who goes to some lengths to ensure we know who is isn’t)
Chat in a group reading: i have 45 minutes til pick up and i’m just frozen in place unsure of where the day has gone like a startled goat Response: Hycybh? It has a cry laughing emoji reaction. This is followed immediately by a gif of Australian comedian Tom Cardy standing in his studio giving an enthusiastic thumbs up with a grin on his face. He’s wearing earphones, a white singlet, an electric guitar and not in frame but probably pants. There’s a purple heart and laughing emoji reaction to this.
April 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Well. If there were a day to make #Anzacs.
Anzac biscuits just out of the oven sitting on a cooling rack.
April 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Folks

Have you ever wondered what Easter chickens look like wet?

I’ve got you.

You’re welcome.

#HappyEaster
Fluffy yellow chicken decorations that are synonymous with Easter. Fluffy yellow chicken decorations that are synonymous with Easter, but soaking wet. They look as though they have stared into the abyss. They know eldritch horrors. They would unsubscribe if only they could.
April 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Painted my kid’s bedroom over the last few days. I will never paint round/corner/curves again. But it does look pretty sweet.
A child’s bedroom. On the wall is a 70s style line with three colours (yellow, aqua and teal). This is what I painted. The bed has a Bluey doonah on it. The curtains are teal with a banksia pattern.
March 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Good morning
Early dawn. A gumtree sits in silhouette against the pre sunrise the sky. There is a new moon.
March 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Quote skeet with a bridge from your gallery
The Tasman Bridge from the eastern shore at night. It’s lit up purple. The lights reflect over a calm river. Hobart is visible in the distance.
March 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Please enjoy this al-bee-no with me
#pun #bee #bees #BeePun
A post from the USA Beekeeping Facebook page: “we've never seen anything like this before! MULTIPLE all white drones in one of our hives. A genetic trait that even has the researchers we've reached out to not only excited but equally as perplexed as we are!” Drone bees pouring out of a hive slit. One worker drone is entirely white, excepting its eyes.
March 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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I will always wonder if my gran wore this about my pop (who played first trumpet in the TSO)
A photo of a book page which says: My husband plays the trumpet, which is a sort of loud pretzel originally invented to blow down the walls of fucking Jericho and, later, to let Civil War soldiers know it was time to kill each other in a river while you chilled eating pigeon in your officer's tent twenty miles away, yet some-how, in modern times, it has become socially acceptable to toot the bad cone inside your house before 10:00 a.m. because it's "your job" and your wife should "get up." What a world! If one was feeling uncharitable, one might describe the trumpet as a machine where you put in compressed air and divorce comes out, but despite this— despite operating a piece of biblical demolition equipment inside the home every bright, cold morning of his wife's one and only life—the trumpet is not the most annoying thing about my husband.
February 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM