You're overreacting. My generation had the same thing except it was "YOLO" and "swaq". Every generation says and does dumb stuff as kids, they'll grow out of it.

It WAS you narrating the story mode trailer! I heard it and was like, huh why is Death the Kid telling me about Kirby?

So excited!

YES! Taion was my favorite character and seeing Mr. "I don't do outward displays of emotion" fall apart was too much

I might just be terrible at racing games, but last time I played GX I got stuck on the first Grand Prix mission after the training one.

I just joined up as well, nice to have multiple places to see what's up at least!