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Valistar Crowe
@valistarcrowe.bsky.social
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🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 NSFW 18+ only! (they/them) late 20s, neurospicy, silicone collector, artist, leatherworker, nature enthusiast, monster and robot fucker; minors / zoos / fasc dni
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Supportive Party!
A screenshot of a CFT quiz result sheet displaying The Supportive Party. Ferro, Kose, Cyrus, Boroboro. You all definitely have more than enough strength combined, but also watch each other's backs, guard and work together like a well-oiled machine to make the parry nearly unstoppable.
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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A cartoon simplification of a person holds and smiles at a small dog sized black pillbug. There is a little heart between them.
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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YES!
A blurry mid-motion picture of a rat puppet with its head thrown back, mouth open wide and arms flailing.
October 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Your art has such style and flow that it makes me feral. Love these so much.
A little creature with wide eyes and sharp teeth stands in a puddle of blood that is dripping down from its mouth. An arrow points to the creature labeling it as "very normal". The image appears to have been hastily drawn in MSPaint.
October 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Do you get the feeling every once in a while to watch an old anime series too?
Ferrea, a robotic themed adult grinder toy model from Magic Within, in the colors of EVA-01 from NGE sits upon a bed of golden ivy leaves. Ferrea, a robotic themed adult grinder toy model from Magic Within, in the colors of EVA-01 from NGE sits upon a bed of golden ivy leaves. Ferrea, a robotic themed adult grinder toy model from Magic Within, in the colors of EVA-01 from NGE sits upon a bed of golden ivy leaves. Ferrea, a robotic themed adult grinder toy model from Magic Within, in the colors of EVA-01 from NGE shows off its glow in the dark.
August 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Cats!
Bento, an orange cat is curled up into a tight ball. A paw covers most of his face, with the corner of one eye peeking out. Bento, an orange cat, and Mochi, a dark tortie, are curled up next to each other taking a nap on a brown chair.
August 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Native wild bees are thriving in my area right now. I see them every day and it makes me so happy!
An american bumblebee collects pollen from a Vitex tree A carpenter bee struggles to hold on to a Mexican petunia flower An american bumblebee collects pollen from a Texas Sage plant
August 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Bisexual thinking about chests and boobs
July 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Consulting the oracle (my bank account) before making decisions that will financially ruin me (getting a little treat)
A brown cartoon dog with a tiny hat sits at a table with a cup of coffee inside a burning home. text "I'm fine".
July 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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* Whale shark (they always come when I have no money due to emergencies like this month)
* Abalone shell marble
* Night sky fade with handpainted stars
* Really like almost any icy blue pour because I love them
* Something like this one:
A potential pour for a penetrable toy that fades from a deep teal at the end to a fleshy pink at the entrance with gold handpainted details. The design is colored over XCA Tyramyth lineart.
July 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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It took a while to decide on my first toy. I knew I wanted a fantasy one because I was uncomfortable with realistic toys (yay gender identity crisis!) and wanted more than a simple shape in a small size.

There was something about the flavor text of Damn Average's Krampus Kitzler that drew me in.
My first toy ever, a Krampus Kitzler by the closed shop Damn Average. It has a pink tip that fades to a dull purple mid shaft. For all my complaining that I wasn't comfortable with human anatomy this toy has a very clear humanoid glans and very t-dick look and feel (though it is around 4" usable). It's one of those hand sculpted type models! I'm always happy I got it and keep Sheep/Kat (the creator) in mind when I look at it. Check out their new work at ExcelDDesigns here on BlueSky!
July 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Kitties for your trouble
Bento, tucked in and being the cutest little donut Bento being a sandwich 🥪 Rare double donut event with Bento and Mochi Sushi sleeping in a chair
July 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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We can both have cats with the same name! Here's my Mochi! She's named that because she is soft and plump.
A dark tortoiseshell cat with a red collar and large pupils lies upon a throne of plushies and a green bunched up cardigan.
June 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Ketea does have a spot of rough texture that doesn't affect in use, but might need more attention when cleaning.
An eraser end sized bit of rough texture on the tip of Ketea
June 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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You know why. They had to contain all that tiddy.
A sketch of a little guy looking up out of frame as a shadow of someone's massive man titties is cast on him.
June 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Updated WTS

Free shipping to US. International at buyer's expense.

Open to offers and trades!

All will be cleaned in bleach solution prior to shipping.

1. BB Entropy, S/S, $20
2. SBF Tyv, S/SS, $20
3. FG Ketea, S/NC-31, $50
Sales pile of fantasy toys 1. BB Entropy, a soft fade from pink to blue 2. SBF Tyv, a labradorite-esqe blue-silver-black marble 3. FG Ketea, a stormy blue green
June 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Thank you and good luck everyone!
An emoji of a blushing ecstatic face holding a heart
June 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Close Ups: (7) FG Ketea, (8) MTW Petrichor
FG Ketea is not very photogenic, but I promise she shimmers so cool. She looks like blue-green waters shimmering rainbow in the light. A close up of the pencil eraser sized spot of rough texture on FG Ketea. MTW Petrichor in an icy fade from blue to grey
May 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Close Ups: (2) BB Entropy, (6) SBF Tyv
BB Entropy fades from a soft pink to blue-purple SBF Tyv has a Labradorite-esqe color pattern. Blue-Silver with bits of cyan, green and black swirl together. Very shimmer. Much beauty.
May 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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New WTS sales post because I cannot stand clutter!
#dongsales

Free shipping to the US. Will ship international, ask for estimates.

Details in thread! Will consider trades and offers.
Proof photo of the toys for sale. 4 toys remain available - Entropy, Tyv, Ketea, and Petrichor. The toys are mostly blue and blue-gray in color. 5 are already sold and covered by a blue squiggle.
May 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I would consider all trades but I do have a list of most wanted!
Part one of Valistar Crowe's most wanted list. It includes the columns model, shop, level of desire and size. Part two of Valistar Crowe's most wanted list. It includes the columns model, shop, level of desire and size.
April 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Close ups 7-9
FG Ketea A small pencil eraser sized patch of rough texture on the tip of Ketea. MTW Petrichor BW Squill
March 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Close ups 5-6
PFC Pitaya SBF Tyv
March 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Close ups 1-4
GC Sialius BB Entropy XCA Cyerce Stowaway MTW Rory
March 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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WTS sales post! Help me save up a little extra money for moving costs! ❤️
#dongsales

Details in thread, offers welcome!

Free shipping to the US. Will ship international, ask for estimates.
Dong sales pile for valistarcrowe with 9 different silicone toys.
March 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM