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Valishan
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Abolish the police.
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valishan.bsky.social
Despite the way it feels sometimes, I'm pretty sure you didn't mean to say battle time was 3 seconds.
A screenshot of the event page that features a mistaken battle time of 3 seconds.
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
valishan.bsky.social
FYI, you had it right the first time.
A picture showing the definitions of the words hail (h-a-i-l) and hale (h-a-l-e). Relevant to the above poster, the verb form of hail (h-a-i-l) fits the original post that the poster erroneously correctly in a subsequent post.
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
valishan.bsky.social
You gotta be a pretty mediocre writer obsessed with AI to draw engagement numbers like this. 6 hours, nearly 300 people (so far) that had something to say, and 0 (zero) likes? Bruh gonna run back to Twitter and buy 20k more bots just to feel something again.

(This is shitty "Bluesky is dying" guy)
A screenshot of a Bluesky post dated June 18, 2025, 5:56am, set to "Everyone can reply." After six hours live, the post in the screenshot has 227 replies, 61 quote reposts, and zero likes.
June 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
valishan.bsky.social
When the salesman has to pull out the extremely fancy "but," you know the whole thing is bullshit.
"The use-case of this product in the way described is so manufactured that it's not just fringe, it's hypothetical," a Meta spokesman said. "Nevertheless, we've now taken measures to help ensure other individuals who want to spend hours manipulating our products into extreme use cases will have an even more difficult time of it."
April 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
valishan.bsky.social
My only #daweekend hit so far, but I guess I can't really complain. The last beast I needed.
The results screen for a Dynamax Adventure in Pokemon Shield, with the shiny legendary Entei shown.
April 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
valishan.bsky.social
Extremely casual player, no money spent. This is my second crown rare. Randomness in TCG Pocket is wild.
One of the rarest cards that can be found in Pokemon TCG Pocket, a crown rare, from the newest set that is only hours old at time of posting. The Pokemon featured is the mythical Mew.
December 17, 2024 at 3:58 PM