Valhallanminesweeper
@valhallantrooper.bsky.social
Weird Lesbian Nerd. Painter of Warhammer, Roller of Dice, occasionally insufferable. Almost 40 Elder Millenial She/Her
Fish Bites Mother!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Fish Bites Mother!!!!
lovecraft: how come you guys can’t come up with original stories like me, you’re like “ooohh its a metaphor for god” and people just want tentacles. None of my monsters are fuckable
Shelley: your monsters and characters are also virulent racists
Lovecraft: ….
Shelley: and yes we know your cats name
Shelley: your monsters and characters are also virulent racists
Lovecraft: ….
Shelley: and yes we know your cats name
November 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
lovecraft: how come you guys can’t come up with original stories like me, you’re like “ooohh its a metaphor for god” and people just want tentacles. None of my monsters are fuckable
Shelley: your monsters and characters are also virulent racists
Lovecraft: ….
Shelley: and yes we know your cats name
Shelley: your monsters and characters are also virulent racists
Lovecraft: ….
Shelley: and yes we know your cats name
Im not sure what Jesus is doing but that guy looks fucking AWESOME. He’s got nunchucks, a skull, a gun, and a ton of drugs
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Im not sure what Jesus is doing but that guy looks fucking AWESOME. He’s got nunchucks, a skull, a gun, and a ton of drugs
Why are they touching it? And how can we be sure that guy isn’t just a meat suit being piloted by a colony of cave spiders now?
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Why are they touching it? And how can we be sure that guy isn’t just a meat suit being piloted by a colony of cave spiders now?
Need to Murloc intensifies
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Need to Murloc intensifies
I guess that means he will start interviewing Taliban leaders and try to form a consensus with them now?
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I guess that means he will start interviewing Taliban leaders and try to form a consensus with them now?
Hell March intensifies
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hell March intensifies
I heard about the tragic death of Kitkat, mayor of 16th street in SF when they were run over by a waymo car. Now I want to go on a John Wick style rampage against self driving cars for a kitty I never met. Seriously though those things are dangerous
November 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I heard about the tragic death of Kitkat, mayor of 16th street in SF when they were run over by a waymo car. Now I want to go on a John Wick style rampage against self driving cars for a kitty I never met. Seriously though those things are dangerous
Reminds of when they committed to supporting black owned businesses and LGBTQ people
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Reminds of when they committed to supporting black owned businesses and LGBTQ people
He was just trying to artificially decrease demand by increasing the supply of gay sex, simple sexonomics.
I love in that page that it implies that he had his first book published mostly because he boned the owners son.
I love in that page that it implies that he had his first book published mostly because he boned the owners son.
October 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
He was just trying to artificially decrease demand by increasing the supply of gay sex, simple sexonomics.
I love in that page that it implies that he had his first book published mostly because he boned the owners son.
I love in that page that it implies that he had his first book published mostly because he boned the owners son.
Today I learned not only did Keynes like dudes he seemed to be in a contest to have the most sex with dudes ever and was winning.
October 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Today I learned not only did Keynes like dudes he seemed to be in a contest to have the most sex with dudes ever and was winning.
Its almost like we could benefit from having many different parties that cater to specific political views and are forced work together to craft legislation that benefits everyone. No, thats more of a shelbyville idea.
October 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Its almost like we could benefit from having many different parties that cater to specific political views and are forced work together to craft legislation that benefits everyone. No, thats more of a shelbyville idea.
That is a good article. Too bad its in the opinion section and not something every news organization should be talking about. I don’t hold hope for the dems currently. They have PoC who refuse to fight for PoC, a trans women who wont fight for trans people, the party is for the rich only now
October 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
That is a good article. Too bad its in the opinion section and not something every news organization should be talking about. I don’t hold hope for the dems currently. They have PoC who refuse to fight for PoC, a trans women who wont fight for trans people, the party is for the rich only now
Its ok the thought is all I need!
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Its ok the thought is all I need!
Oh you better believe that is something my fat ass will eat
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Oh you better believe that is something my fat ass will eat
25 points do I win anything?
October 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
25 points do I win anything?
If they could commodify air they would. The Running Man novel is coming true in the stupidest way
October 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If they could commodify air they would. The Running Man novel is coming true in the stupidest way
And letting them be shot in schools (and the only place it happens) for the sake of gun industry
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
And letting them be shot in schools (and the only place it happens) for the sake of gun industry
Does he make his signature drink with Gin instead of vodka?
October 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Does he make his signature drink with Gin instead of vodka?