VAL🦴HAL
@valhal.bsky.social
(Mostly) Horror Illustrator/Creator/Comic Artist
👉FINGER GUNS👈
🔪THE SLASHER'S APPRENTICE 🔪
✨EMAIL: fishmas1@gmail.com✨
💉 He/Him trans dude 💉
👉FINGER GUNS👈
🔪THE SLASHER'S APPRENTICE 🔪
✨EMAIL: fishmas1@gmail.com✨
💉 He/Him trans dude 💉
What is the purpose of making a fake water propagated plant...
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
What is the purpose of making a fake water propagated plant...
Man gives my local Chinese restaurant a 1 star review because the soup was too hot...
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Man gives my local Chinese restaurant a 1 star review because the soup was too hot...
We're calling them glass eggs now, huh?
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
We're calling them glass eggs now, huh?
The trade paperback for The Slasher's Apprentice is out today! That collects all 5 issues in one easy-to-read package.
It's perfect reading for spooky season, just sayin' 🔪
W: @emocomicwriter.bsky.social
A: Me
C: @sharkberri.bsky.social
L: @bertacious.bsky.social
E: @jamesbemmett.bsky.social
It's perfect reading for spooky season, just sayin' 🔪
W: @emocomicwriter.bsky.social
A: Me
C: @sharkberri.bsky.social
L: @bertacious.bsky.social
E: @jamesbemmett.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The trade paperback for The Slasher's Apprentice is out today! That collects all 5 issues in one easy-to-read package.
It's perfect reading for spooky season, just sayin' 🔪
W: @emocomicwriter.bsky.social
A: Me
C: @sharkberri.bsky.social
L: @bertacious.bsky.social
E: @jamesbemmett.bsky.social
It's perfect reading for spooky season, just sayin' 🔪
W: @emocomicwriter.bsky.social
A: Me
C: @sharkberri.bsky.social
L: @bertacious.bsky.social
E: @jamesbemmett.bsky.social
Made a pumpkin spice cake with brown butter cream cheese icing and the hollow part of the center had a bunch of little candy corn pumpkins
October 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Made a pumpkin spice cake with brown butter cream cheese icing and the hollow part of the center had a bunch of little candy corn pumpkins
Waiting on his patches to come in the mail, but pretty much done with my James Sunderland costume
October 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Waiting on his patches to come in the mail, but pretty much done with my James Sunderland costume
The full trade paperback for Slasher's Apprentice is out 10/27, just in time for Halloween!
Order at your local comic shop or online at Mad Cave's site 💁♂️✨
Order at your local comic shop or online at Mad Cave's site 💁♂️✨
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The full trade paperback for Slasher's Apprentice is out 10/27, just in time for Halloween!
Order at your local comic shop or online at Mad Cave's site 💁♂️✨
Order at your local comic shop or online at Mad Cave's site 💁♂️✨
Fun fact: Halloween pails are super cheap planters/pots 💁♂️✨
October 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Fun fact: Halloween pails are super cheap planters/pots 💁♂️✨
It's funny being pigeonholed as a scary horror guy, cause when I draw stuff like this, people ask me who the artist is lol
October 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It's funny being pigeonholed as a scary horror guy, cause when I draw stuff like this, people ask me who the artist is lol
Book Cover Artists!
QRP with your book covers 📖
QRP with your book covers 📖
September 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Book Cover Artists!
QRP with your book covers 📖
QRP with your book covers 📖
There's this one for eyeliner, but I always forget to do it lol
September 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
There's this one for eyeliner, but I always forget to do it lol
Having hooded eyes means everything I put on that top lid just ✨ disappears✨ as soon as I look up
September 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Having hooded eyes means everything I put on that top lid just ✨ disappears✨ as soon as I look up
Maybe the panera lemonade that kills you could fix me...
September 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Maybe the panera lemonade that kills you could fix me...
$65 for these shorts when I could just go off T for a month and get the same results 💁♂️
September 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
$65 for these shorts when I could just go off T for a month and get the same results 💁♂️
I wanna draw some tattoo flash again...
September 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I wanna draw some tattoo flash again...
I wore this shirt while eating a burrito that was actively disintegrating in my hands and didn't get any on me, please clap
September 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I wore this shirt while eating a burrito that was actively disintegrating in my hands and didn't get any on me, please clap
As much as it would be a huge win whenever he drops dead, I still would rather have more Epstein evidence come out that would further implicate him (and other people).
Tank his reputation even further into the ground, so far that even his die-hard supporters can't fully rally behind him
Tank his reputation even further into the ground, so far that even his die-hard supporters can't fully rally behind him
September 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
As much as it would be a huge win whenever he drops dead, I still would rather have more Epstein evidence come out that would further implicate him (and other people).
Tank his reputation even further into the ground, so far that even his die-hard supporters can't fully rally behind him
Tank his reputation even further into the ground, so far that even his die-hard supporters can't fully rally behind him
Every potential piece of news about Trump's health lately is like this
September 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Every potential piece of news about Trump's health lately is like this
Made a marble rye today 🍞
September 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Made a marble rye today 🍞