Valerie Bagels
@valeriebagels.bsky.social
I am a file and you put documents in me
January 21, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I am a file and you put documents in me
I’m ready to figure it out now
January 19, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I’m ready to figure it out now
I could fuck with some bird watching
January 16, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I could fuck with some bird watching
Out for what do you need that gun?
January 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Out for what do you need that gun?
Okay maybe I have time for your sarcastic quips
January 14, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Okay maybe I have time for your sarcastic quips
I don’t have time for your sarcastic quips
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 AM
I don’t have time for your sarcastic quips
New year new other things too
January 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
New year new other things too
If you knew the songs I was shazaming you’d think it was my first day on earth
December 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If you knew the songs I was shazaming you’d think it was my first day on earth
If the situation calls for it I’m gonna do the worm and you can’t stop me
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If the situation calls for it I’m gonna do the worm and you can’t stop me
Oh Christina Aguilera I don’t know what to think about you
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Oh Christina Aguilera I don’t know what to think about you
Did ya even try
December 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Did ya even try
The thing that happens has happened
December 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The thing that happens has happened
If you look in my pantry and find a bag of takis it means I am facing hardships
December 18, 2025 at 8:23 AM
If you look in my pantry and find a bag of takis it means I am facing hardships
Yeah and like that’s my bad type shit
December 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Yeah and like that’s my bad type shit
Anybody want a flavored meat bite??
December 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Anybody want a flavored meat bite??
This emoji looks so frickin stupid
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Why is he dumb
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Why is he dumb
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This emoji looks so frickin stupid
😲
Why is he dumb
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Why is he dumb
I’m just gonna go for a walk
December 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’m just gonna go for a walk
Walking away angrily from an argument while wearing high heels probably feels like crack
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Walking away angrily from an argument while wearing high heels probably feels like crack
“No pun intended…” bro just own that shit you dont gotta be nonchalant about it
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
“No pun intended…” bro just own that shit you dont gotta be nonchalant about it
It’s enough already pal
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It’s enough already pal
I am NOTHING like Ralph Macchio.
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I am NOTHING like Ralph Macchio.
Love me some Cece Peniston I’m a real peniser
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Love me some Cece Peniston I’m a real peniser
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah