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Hello good evening and welcome | 28 | long-haired weirdo | absolutely flaming and annoying aromantic-asexual | notoriously sex-repulsed | crafty pleb | biiiig fan of Tsuga canadensis | she/her
Timed the Midwestern goodbye for myself and my family leaving the larger family dinner and this is a low-end goodbye for us
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Hooker’s Scratch Daisy (Croptilon hookerianum) is a cutie, and that’s all I have on it. There are some vague allusions to it being anti-inflammatory and used for respiratory and digestive issues, but NO sources are cited. So annoying. Who are you hearing this from?? Where did you read it? Tell me!!!
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sweet Everlasting (Pseudognaphalium obtusifolium) is known for its ability to last when dried and for its very long list of ethnobotanical uses by different Indigenous tribes, from treating various breathing ailments to smudges for dispelling spirits to treating muscle cramps.
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Unfortunately a lot of inspiration dropped off after I posted the first two chapters of my swan maiden Ed fic BUT I am still chipping away at it because I love the idea and here’s a snippet of ch. 3:
#WIPWednesday
November 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Went into like a fugue state last night for *several hours* and started this thousand piece puzzle listening to the entire Minuteman discography and three Cramps albums
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
We’re not done! This one is Redwhisker (sometimes Roughseed) Clammyweed (Polanisia dodecandra). I’m sure named for the red filaments (very long stamen) on the flower and if I had touched it, there’s a sticky/damp/soft (read: clammy) feel on the stems (I’m using the guide’s glossary).
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This beauty was a pleasant surprise and is called Stick-leaf, but also called Chicken-thief?! (Mentzelia oligosperma) I don’t have any fun facts about the plant, but I’m dying to know how it got the name Chicken-thief.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This cutie is the Whitemouth Dayflower (Commelina erecta)! There are several edible parts of the plant: the flower, raw or candied (?), the leaves (apparently best boiled or fried), and the young shoots can be eaten raw.
Of course, the “white mouth” refers to the tiny white petal.
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
For some reason (well, because I didn’t see it often) I only have one photo of the adorable Turkey Tangle Frogfruit (Phyla nodiflora) this year! It is referred to as semi-evergreen and some people also like to use it as ornamental ground cover for their yards.
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This is the very cool Devil’s Claw (Proboscidea louisianica)! Wanted to try and find a photo of the claw this year but I had to settle for sharing one from last year, but the flower photos are from this year. The name obviously comes from the absolutely gnarly dried seed-pod! When not quite ripe,
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Oh hey I’m once again on my Lil’ Darlin’ shit and want to share its beauty with you lot again if you’d care to listen

(Album is The Atomic Mr Basie, featuring Count Basie & his Orchestra playing Neal Hefti arrangements. Def a favorite in my collection)
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Still need to share my photos as Hecate (Greek triple-aspect goddess of the dark side of the moon, witchcraft, the crossroads, etc.) on Halloween! Favorite iteration I’ve done of this costume so far 🌑✨🗝️
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Last thing for the last day of #internationalaceweek : a cheeky shirt I spent way too many hours making but love how it looks!
Sometimes it’s nice to inject some humor and hypothetical self-confidence in your style, don’t you think?
Now remember: respect all people on the asexual spectrum or else! 💜
October 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Like I said, I look into old newspapers a lot, and I like to screenshot some of my favorite items, which I'm sharing here. Not sharing what papers though, just because they were all located near where I currently live (which you might not have guessed but still), so not fully doxxing myself.
October 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This beauty is Narrowleaf Four o’Clock (Mirabilis linearis)! She was a surprise when I was looking at asters. The Zuni have used an infusion of the root to treat stomachaches. Other root uses include making a yellow-green dye. The fruits can be stewed & roasted to eat. These are just a few uses!
October 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
These are False Boneset (Brickellia eupatorioides), possibly specifically Great Plains False Boneset (B. suaveolens), which used to be a variety of B. eupatorioides, but is still extremely difficult to tell apart. That’s botany for ya! The plant has anti-inflammatory properties.
October 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
One of my favorite asters is Aromatic Aster (Symphyotrichum oblongifolium)! The aromatic part isn’t the flower but actually the leaves when you crush them. It’s a lovely scent. This was another case of me hastily parking on the roadside and stomping through dewy grass to take photos.
October 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This is Southern Salt Marsh Aster (Symphyotrichum divaricatum)! One of soooo many different species of asters, this one grows in a lot of different places, from the Atlantic and Gulf coasts to brackish and freshwater marshes, including those far inland (aka in Kansas).
October 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Curious? Too bad if you're not, here's a sneak-peek (no plot spoiled):
October 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
So I had photos of Missouri Goldenrod (Solidago missouriensis) when they were in flower but I stupidly deleted them but I want to share so this is the plant going to seed. This one can be tricky to tell from Canada Goldenrod (not pictured) unless you know the small differences!
October 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Here is Stiff Goldenrod (Solidago rigida) which is in fact a rather rigid and also quite sandpapery plant (especially the leaves, which I really like). One of the easer goldenrods to ID! For ethnobotany, the Meskwaki have used the flowers to make a lotion to treat bee stings, which is super handy.
October 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Not to be confused with Wax Goldenweed / Spanish Gold (Grindelia ciliata)! They don’t smell like G. squarrosa and aren’t sticky like them, but have a similar look. They also don’t grow as bushy but more on individual or slimmer and taller stalks. I also couldn’t find any major uses for them.
October 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Some of them) have been used as chewing gum substitute, the leaves can be used for tea, and there are other remedies that include treating indigestion, throat and lung issues, itches, colic, and poison oak. She’s truly a wonder!
October 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Next is a big fave that smells INCREDIBLE: Curly-cup Gumweed (Grindelia squarrosa)! A lot of uses for this one. Incidentally, the Lakota have made a tea from this and fetid marigold to treat “the spitting of blood” (bad respiratory issues, I figure). The sticky flower heads (note the white sap on
October 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Next up is the aptly named Fetid Marigold (Dyssodia papposa); just touching the flowers *a little* got an awful smell on my fingers! Several recorded uses, for ex. the Omaha ground the leaves and tops of this plant to make a snuff that induced nosebleeds to treat headaches.
October 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM