Alyson
@valeriawatt.bsky.social
She/her. Officially fancy and legally authorised to irradiate you
No truck with fascists, public transport fools or bananas
No truck with fascists, public transport fools or bananas
I’m sorry I have just vomited up my entire thoracic and abdominal contents.
Possibly some tarsals in there too.
Possibly some tarsals in there too.
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’m sorry I have just vomited up my entire thoracic and abdominal contents.
Possibly some tarsals in there too.
Possibly some tarsals in there too.
Not on here that much but anyone who cosies up to that malignant orange blot on humanity, say for a World Cup draw, just know one day your photo will be in the history books for all the wrong reasons.
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Not on here that much but anyone who cosies up to that malignant orange blot on humanity, say for a World Cup draw, just know one day your photo will be in the history books for all the wrong reasons.
Oh I don’t like the sound of ‘busy’ surely you should be lounging like an emperor.
In Lisbon so I’ll raise a wee tart to your very good health
In Lisbon so I’ll raise a wee tart to your very good health
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Oh I don’t like the sound of ‘busy’ surely you should be lounging like an emperor.
In Lisbon so I’ll raise a wee tart to your very good health
In Lisbon so I’ll raise a wee tart to your very good health
When you buy a dystopian novel but it doesn’t give you the feel good vibes you were expecting
July 15, 2025 at 10:15 AM
When you buy a dystopian novel but it doesn’t give you the feel good vibes you were expecting
Stumbled upon radiography Reddit and now I have sadness in my eyes
June 12, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Stumbled upon radiography Reddit and now I have sadness in my eyes
Attention radiographers! I have secured the best badge in the world @radgirlcreations.bsky.social
June 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Attention radiographers! I have secured the best badge in the world @radgirlcreations.bsky.social
It’s got to be worth a tenner of anyone’s money
April 21, 2025 at 9:06 AM
It’s got to be worth a tenner of anyone’s money
This is quite the book - hard recommend
February 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is quite the book - hard recommend
Just about to buy this t shirt until I noticed the TRAVESTY
Do not muck about with bones, it irks me.
Do not muck about with bones, it irks me.
February 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Just about to buy this t shirt until I noticed the TRAVESTY
Do not muck about with bones, it irks me.
Do not muck about with bones, it irks me.
Inmortalised Geoffo in charcoal
January 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Inmortalised Geoffo in charcoal
New Year Resolution: to become more like my AI self because she’s a snack
January 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
New Year Resolution: to become more like my AI self because she’s a snack
How magical that in your fifties your pre-out on the razz routine now includes a cheeky omeprazole along with your hair and make up
Good timez
Good timez
December 31, 2024 at 6:07 PM
How magical that in your fifties your pre-out on the razz routine now includes a cheeky omeprazole along with your hair and make up
Good timez
Good timez
Someone stop me making new genmojis, I’m outta control
December 29, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Someone stop me making new genmojis, I’m outta control
Gewürztraminer and Buck’s Fizz, must be Boxing Day
December 26, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Gewürztraminer and Buck’s Fizz, must be Boxing Day
Geoff wanting to stay in Belfast
December 16, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Geoff wanting to stay in Belfast
It was only relieved when Mr W brought them all ice cream from the shop
December 15, 2024 at 5:29 PM
It was only relieved when Mr W brought them all ice cream from the shop
Geoff struggling to relax as per
December 15, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Geoff struggling to relax as per
Why are spaniels such gobshites?
December 14, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Why are spaniels such gobshites?
Geoff: he kill Irish unicorn
December 14, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Geoff: he kill Irish unicorn
England is strange - a tiny Christmas duck sitting on the loo roll dispenser in the hospital’s public toilets
December 11, 2024 at 2:54 PM
England is strange - a tiny Christmas duck sitting on the loo roll dispenser in the hospital’s public toilets
My mum’s place card for an event this week, and why living in Scotland is better because NOBODY tries to stick an ‘e’ on my surname any longer
December 11, 2024 at 8:25 AM
My mum’s place card for an event this week, and why living in Scotland is better because NOBODY tries to stick an ‘e’ on my surname any longer
Surprisingly light and not sickly - in the fridge
December 11, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Surprisingly light and not sickly - in the fridge
Please enjoy the magic of one of my mum’s morning texts - she likes to go from sudden tragic death to breezy wishes in a moment
December 11, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Please enjoy the magic of one of my mum’s morning texts - she likes to go from sudden tragic death to breezy wishes in a moment
Relaxing breakfast Muriel - snap, kraken and pop (yes that was terrible and no, I’m not sorry)
December 11, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Relaxing breakfast Muriel - snap, kraken and pop (yes that was terrible and no, I’m not sorry)