Valentine Lister
@valentinelister.bsky.social
I'm just being me in Red Bank, NJ.
If you want to turn a woman on, make sure to do all her laundry and put it away in the correct place.
October 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If you want to turn a woman on, make sure to do all her laundry and put it away in the correct place.
I like to protect myself from heartbreak by going over everything in my head that went wrong with past relationships.
October 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I like to protect myself from heartbreak by going over everything in my head that went wrong with past relationships.
3 Signs We're Going to War & How to Ignore It
October 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
3 Signs We're Going to War & How to Ignore It
After 2 years of unemployment, woman resorts to manifestation board to find a job youtu.be/EUWc6cJrwc0?...
After 2 years of unemployment, woman resorts to manifestation board to find a job #shorts #funny
YouTube video by Valentine's Playground
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October 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
After 2 years of unemployment, woman resorts to manifestation board to find a job youtu.be/EUWc6cJrwc0?...
In Greek mythology, getting turned into a tree was an honor. So when you look at that maple tree on your daily walk, you’re looking at a hero.
October 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
In Greek mythology, getting turned into a tree was an honor. So when you look at that maple tree on your daily walk, you’re looking at a hero.
Breaking down and rebuilding
October 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Breaking down and rebuilding
I do a lot of beating myself up, so I finally called the women’s shelter to get some help.
October 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I do a lot of beating myself up, so I finally called the women’s shelter to get some help.
If you ever feel rejected, just think about all of those extra soy sauce packets you left in your drawer after getting Chinese takeout.
October 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If you ever feel rejected, just think about all of those extra soy sauce packets you left in your drawer after getting Chinese takeout.
People who are afraid of commitment must be terrified of permanent markers.
September 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
People who are afraid of commitment must be terrified of permanent markers.
Never Deal with Emotionally Unavailable Guy Feelings Ever Again
youtu.be/FnB0BUabr6I
youtu.be/FnB0BUabr6I
Never Deal with Emotionally Unavailable Guy Feelings Ever Again
YouTube video by Valentine's Playground
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September 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Never Deal with Emotionally Unavailable Guy Feelings Ever Again
youtu.be/FnB0BUabr6I
youtu.be/FnB0BUabr6I
Maybe when you think he’s ghosting you, he’s just secretly Batman.
September 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Maybe when you think he’s ghosting you, he’s just secretly Batman.
I’m always impressed by the whistling skills of the men I pass when I walk on the bad side of town.
September 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’m always impressed by the whistling skills of the men I pass when I walk on the bad side of town.
I told my glue stick that I think we should switch things up a little, and he said, “Stick to the plan.”
September 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I told my glue stick that I think we should switch things up a little, and he said, “Stick to the plan.”
Divorced men are often sad that they no longer have that one special woman around to make them miserable.
September 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Divorced men are often sad that they no longer have that one special woman around to make them miserable.
My credit card bill terrified me so much that I ran up the stairs to get away from it
September 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My credit card bill terrified me so much that I ran up the stairs to get away from it
There are situations where no matter what you do, you hurt someone. So enjoy it.
September 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
There are situations where no matter what you do, you hurt someone. So enjoy it.
Those earthquakes in Maine and California were totally not connected to the rapture.
September 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Those earthquakes in Maine and California were totally not connected to the rapture.
The universe has my back, so if you mess with me, you mess with the moon.
September 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The universe has my back, so if you mess with me, you mess with the moon.
I hope the rapture brings back the hot version of Jesus.
September 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I hope the rapture brings back the hot version of Jesus.
We should really stop saying that men are easy because they’ve dated lots of women.
September 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We should really stop saying that men are easy because they’ve dated lots of women.