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Nick / Valend
@valendn.bsky.social
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Progressive/cat dad. I make memes lately because I need some humor in this wicked timeline.

Left is Best. Protect democracy. #Resist

I like archaeology, history, learning Italian, video/board games, Magic: The Gathering and ATL Braves.

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Is it #Caturday already?
A brown, orange and white tabby cat sitting on a large box beside a window
May 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Meme in two parts. First panel: Text reads, “Chuck Schumer is the embodiment of bringing a toothpick to a gunfight.” Second panel: Text reads, “When there’s only one person who could actually get away with that,” paired with a photo of Richard Dean Anderson as MacGyver, smiling confidently while standing next to a small plane.
April 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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A two-panel meme. Top panel: A scene from Star Wars shows Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker, and C-3PO in the desert. Obi-Wan says, “You’ll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.” Bottom panel: The same characters are looking at the White House.
April 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Happy late Caturday (although everyday is Caturday in my house)
A brown/orange/white tabby cat sitting on top of a couch
April 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Dear marjorie taylor greene, Please board the first rocket to Mars so that the rest of us Georgians can sleep more peacefully at night - (Besides, Magic: The Gathering would like its hashtag back)
April 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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A Spaceballs meme featuring Rick Moranis as Darth Helmet surrounded by cronies in the Oval Office with the captions: "I knew it" - "I'm surrounded by assholes"
April 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I long for a day when John Oliver can't start off an episode of Last Week Tonight with "it's been a busy week"
April 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Chris Murphy on Tariffs
April 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Not a fan of AI art but I had a brain itch to scratch 😂

Don't piss off the penguins #PenguinTroopers
April 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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More from the 50501 #HandsOff protest in Woodstock, GA (north metro Atlanta). They said we had over 1200 people!

#WoodstockCAN
April 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Woodstock, GA right now
April 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Dr Cox from Scrubs reacting to Orange Man's post about "Liberation Day" being "a successful operation": "My God, Cruella—If the patient gets any deader, I'm gonna start checking him for a pulse in the morgue"
April 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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#Krasnov
An X-Files meme featuring Mulder and Scully: "Mulder, what if what you're looking for just doesn't exist?" "I refuse to believe that, Scully. The tariffs on Russia is out there somewhere."
April 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Image of the Tariff Tosser in Chief pointing assertively at a wampa from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. Text above reads: "Breaking: Trump Imposes 42% tariff on the ice planet Hoth."
April 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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"Short term pain" 🤦
A Game of Thrones meme about Ned Stark's execution: Brace yourselves, "Liberation Day" is coming
April 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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An "Elmo does cocaine" meme featuring The Matrix
April 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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In a world full of Chuck Schumers, be an Al Green or a Cory Booker
April 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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A Yoda meme about Cory Booker holding the floor of the Senate
April 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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A Star Wars meme about Signalgate
April 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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A Star Wars Return of the Jedi meme - Mon Mothma: "Many Bothans signed up for Signal to bring us this information"
April 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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But guys, that's how you know it's working!
A The Boys meme about the Tesla protests depicting Homelander threatening to laser everyone
March 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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March 31, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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A "Phoebe teaching Joey" meme about Elon Musk's comments about empathy and concern of his Tesla stock
March 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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A Jack Sparrow Being Chased meme about the crowds that would show up to protest Chuck Schumer's book tour
March 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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There's little better feel-good news these days than seeing people in the streets rallying and protesting
March 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM