Petula Darling
val-kyrie.bsky.social
Petula Darling
@val-kyrie.bsky.social
Lives in Midcoast Maine; lifelong Lunar Owls BC fan; used to be a Celtic but got traded to the Grizzlies, refused to go to the Wizards and quit the league.
I live in a small enough town where I do genuinely think there's a good chance the police would catch someone caught on a door camera.
That said, I don't have one and would probably only get one for entertainment purposes.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The only players Minnesota currently has under contract for next year are Anastasiia Kosu and Dorka Juhasz - I'd argue they could use the first pick more than Dallas.
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Amazing outfit, although I'm failing to see how it mirrors her baton twirling.
Kudos for the strings on her body that I'm assuming represent the Gyrodactylus parasite that once had such an impact on Norway's salmon population.
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
That would be hilarious in a sitcom - I'm so sorry you're dealing with that company in real life.
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I played that one a couple weeks ago - so fun!
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I mean, Skylar Diggins has a milk jacket. If someone thought it was worth making THAT, there has to be a beer jacket.
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I think you're grossly overestimating our intelligence.
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Ick
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Sue Bird was talking about the negotiations on the most recent A Touch More podcast, and she made it sound like they never agree by the deadline and there are months to go before we should worry.
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I already love every team
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Apparently I'm delusional because I really thought they just had details to iron out.
October 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I can't believe more people aren't talking about it.
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
That looks good, but where's your soup tureen?
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Me neither, and I've been taking some deep dives into the reddit posts about him.
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
But most American homes actually don't have electric kettles
October 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
He's not mad, he's just disappointed.
October 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Isn't it better to stay outside if every room has a Nazi?
October 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
3 blocks seems low when you don't have to move your feet to get them. Maybe try, Wemby.
October 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm imagining Melania in her floor-lamp spy costume grabbing the jewels as the fake construction workers create a distraction.
October 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If the Portland Press Herald removed a chunk of their article, replaced it with entirely different information, then they didn't make note of that, it would certainly cause me to think less of them as a news source.
If that is indeed the case, I apologize to you and Brundlefly.
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I wasn't calling you a liar, I was calling the person you re-skeeted a liar.
October 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I checked - normally it would say something about having been updated or edited if that's the case, but this simply says "Posted 12:27 PM"
October 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Where did that quote come from? It certainly wasn't in the linked article (the one that said "Platner said in a written statement Tuesday that he’s planning to have the tattoo removed.").
This whole thing is bad enough without spreading misinformation.
October 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I have no problem seeing how someone could get that tattoo and not know its meaning, but the minute it was pointed out the normal reaction should be "Gah! Get this off of me!!!"
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This kind of promotion is why sponsorship John Moe has never led to an investigation of cap circumvention by the NBA.
October 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM