Jimmy Phallus
vajayjayleno.bsky.social
Jimmy Phallus
@vajayjayleno.bsky.social
A problem
Gender is like "Spider-Man" and gender identity is like "Peter Parker", but you gotta separate them because what about Miles or Miguel, right?
August 22, 2023 at 3:56 AM
Oh shit, is hypersexual a side effect? That explains so much about the last 4 years and nothing about the 20 before that.
August 18, 2023 at 4:54 PM
The biggest lie ever told was the part of the Battlestar Galactica opening where it said "they have a plan"
August 18, 2023 at 4:03 AM
i do spispopd
August 17, 2023 at 8:07 PM
Somehow, I doubt there's a plausible legal explanation for how this erosion of logic and fundamental legal frameworks in the name of fascist control over women precludes further erosion of logic and fundamental legal frameworks in the name of fascist control over women
August 16, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Hail Gazuga, brother
August 16, 2023 at 7:38 PM
The psychic damage I took when I heard Green Day come on a classic rock station and then subsequently realized it was Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
August 16, 2023 at 7:19 PM
It doesn't even have that, it has a 60 year old man fuckin' around in a dune buggy. Beyond is the one that ended up with the cool car chase.
August 16, 2023 at 4:52 PM
I can't even think of any Netflix nudity I've watched outside of Bridgerton and it'll be a cold day in hell before you take the Duke's ass away from me.
August 16, 2023 at 4:21 PM
And one of the things that humans do is introduce and breed non-native species to decimate the local population.
August 16, 2023 at 3:04 PM