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Jaime Ravenet 🏳️‍🌈
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He/Him. Writer/performer. Chicago. Cuban-American.

I used to think about things a lot, but now I mostly think about why I don’t think about as much anymore.

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Oh yeah I remember Mac n Me!
A movie still from Mac N Me with Mac’s alien family standing in front of a grocery store mostly naked and carrying some groceries.
September 4, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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Here is the reply I got!
Screenshot of a note with the text: In principle you might be able to change the orbit of a planet that way— the sail is generating thrust from reflecting sunlight and that pushes the asteroid outwards, while at the same time the asteroid's gravity is tugging outward on the planet. It's less a question of Newton's 3rd Law and more of an approximation of the asteroid's mass being so small that you've functionally just attached a solar sail to the planet itself.
August 31, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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Just a reminder that Vance knew the rules about photography at Arlington National Cemetery because he was a trained public affairs journalist and photographer for the US Marine Corps. and nobody is calling him on it.
Screen shot of JD Vance’s Wikipedia page, the section about his job in the marines. It says “ After graduating from Middletown High School in 2003,1191 Vance served as a military journalist in the U.S. Marine Corps with the 2nd Marine Aircraft Wing. [201 (211 (22] In 2005, Vance deployed to Iraq for six months in a non-combat role, where he wrote articles and took photos for the Public Affairs office, 221 [23] Upon his return, Vance handled media relations”.
August 30, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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I just found this again at my LGS like three days ago!
A crowded top display shelf at a board game store with the Hero Quest game prominently displayed. The design on the box shows a barbarian-style fantasy hero with a sword posed in front of magic users fighting back a horde of enemies. Other Hero Quest products surround the game next to the box and on the shelves below.
August 30, 2024 at 9:31 AM
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I just keep reading “would you pay attention at a wedding?”

Do not judge my attention span, NYT.
Screenshot of a New York Times article titled “Would You Pay to Attend a Wedding?” Subheadline says: “As wedding costs continue to increase, some couples are charging guests to attend their special day.” “Listen to this article • 4:45 min Learn more”
August 30, 2024 at 8:15 AM
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There is a 22 hours 29 minutes (22:25) long video essay on Nebula called “The Fake John Snow”. I really didn’t like GoT (because of the ending) so I’m extremely tempted.
Screen shot of the title screen of a video essay called “THE FAKE JON SNOW” with a photo of Jon Snow against a dark background from the Game of Thrones show. Run time for the video is 22 hours 29 minutes and 2 seconds. Video by Alt Schwift X on Nebula video platform.
August 26, 2024 at 7:33 AM
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A ghoulishly edited black and white photo of Trump grimacing in front of a microphone. The words “IS SHE TALKING ABOUT МЕ?” hover on the right side of the page.
August 23, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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Like this is REMARKABLE!
Chart from factcheck.org showing non-farm total job numbers from 2017 to January 2024 (vertical axis) over time (horizontal axis). The effect of Covid on unemployment is demonstrated starting April 2020. The recovery of those jobs was entirely under Biden. The chart shows the economic recovery is entirely on pace from before Covid.
August 23, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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I looked into the jobs claim that democrats have created 50 jobs for every 1 created under republicans, and it turns out to be true?? I honestly was shocked.
Chart comparing non-farm job creation by percentage of labor force under every president from from 1953 to 2020 (from Johnson to Trump). Blue bars represent Democrats, red bars are republicans. The chart shows a downward trend in total jobs over time, with Trump being the only negative total job growth. A second chart showing total numbers counting by thousands of non-farm job creation under every president from Eisenhower to Biden. It notes that the numbers aren’t adjusted for length of term. Blue bars represent past presidents, red bar is current (Biden). Trump is the only one with negative growth.
August 23, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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This isn’t satire. Furries run the internet.
A meme showing two columns: left column says “Cybersecurity experts in movies” with an image of a serious looking man with glasses sitting in front of a computer screen in a dark room, lit by the blue light of the screen. The right column says “Cybersecurity experts in reality” with a photo of someone in a maroon fursuit head posing in a squatting position outside on a bridge in bright sunlight. The person is wearing knee-high black socks, shorts, a black t-shirt that says “homosexual” in white Friends-like font, several colorful furry con badges, and fursuit gloves.
August 21, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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He’s doing to #Gaza what he did to immigration

newrepublic.com/post/185076/...
Screen shot of the article linked. Screenshot says “Instead, Trump has allegedly been talking with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to avert a cease-fire deal, fearing that doing so could help Vice President Kamala Harris win in November, according to PBS. "The reporting is that former President Trump is on the phone with the Prime Minister of Israel, urging him not to cut a deal right now, because it's believed that would help the Harris campaign," said PBS's Judy Woodruff Monday night. "So, I don't know where—who knows whether that will come about or not, but I have to think that the Harris campaign would like for President Biden to do what presidents do, and that's to work on that one.”
August 20, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
A meme showing two columns: left column says “Cybersecurity experts in movies” with an image of a serious looking man with glasses sitting in front of a computer screen in a dark room, lit by the blue light of the screen. The right column says “Cybersecurity experts in reality” with a photo of someone in a maroon fursuit head posing in a squatting position outside on a bridge in bright sunlight. The person is wearing knee-high black socks, shorts, a black t-shirt that says “homosexual” in white Friends-like font, several colorful furry con badges, and fursuit gloves.
August 20, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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My brother sent me this while he was on tour last month
Photo of a Malört liquor ad poster on a wall. It shows a bottle of yellow liquor and says “TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT YOU FIGHT YOUR DAD. Jeppson's MALORT LIQUEUR CARL JEPPSON Jeppson's MALÖRT #MALÖRT #CHAMPAGNEOFPAIN #MALORTFACE
August 10, 2024 at 8:12 AM
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Kennedy is officially on the Texas ballot, so I guess this is now possible? Last poll I could find showed 5% Kennedy support (link: www.activote.net/cruz-and-tru...)

Why hasn’t there been any polling in Texas since July 18?
Screen shot of Texas on the electoral college map shown in blue, over an August 8th 2024 tweet from News Wire @newswire_us saying “AUSTIN, Texas — Secretary of State Jane Nelson announces that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. will appear on Texas's November ballot.”
August 10, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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Here it is (I screenshotted it a while ago so I don’t remember which book it’s in)
Screen shot of a scene from The Wheel of Time. Text says: Sky blue eyes met hers. A winter sky. "Some pretty drawings and a great deal about plants and flowers," Aeron said cold-ly. "I see nothing concerning the questions you were sent to ask." She thrust the book at Verin more than handed it to her. "Thank you, Wise One," Verin said meekly, tucking the book back safely behind her belt. She even added another curtsy for good measure, just as deep as the first. "I have the habit of noting down what I see." One day she would have to write out the cipher she used in her notebooks a lifetime's
August 8, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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Well. Minnesota tater tot hot dish is really good and I am happy I made it and now I want more!
Two casserole dishes topped evenly with tater tots baking in an oven.
August 7, 2024 at 8:55 AM
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As a newly-minted midwesterner, I tried my hand at making this today. It’s pretty good!
Two tater tot casseroles, or “Minnesota hot dishes”, baking in an oven.
August 7, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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UPDATE: My husband ate the most photogenic ones while they were cooling but they were tasty, esp with the homemade applesauce (a first for me). The celebration continues with dinner, Minnesota tater tot Hot Dish :)
4 Latkas spread out on a plate in front of a bowl of homemade apple sauce and another bowl of sour cream Two Minnesota hot dishes covered in tater tots cooking in an oven.
August 7, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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Edit: he’s 4 months older than Harris, according to Wikipedia.
Screenshot of Walz’s Wikipedia info for birthdate. “Personal details Born Timothy James Walz April 6, 1964 (age 60) West Point, Nebraska” Screenshot of Wikipedia information for Kamala Harris’s birth date: “Born Personal details Kamala Devi Harrislal October 20, 1964 (age 59) Oakland, California, U.S.”
August 4, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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I wish someone would think to send me flowers
Screenshot of an interview in Advocate magazine with Jennifer Lee Pryor that says “Brando used to go cha-cha dancing with us. He could dance his ass off," Jones told Vulture. "He was the most charming motherfucker you ever met. He'd fuck anything. Anything! He'd fuck a mailbox. James Baldwin. Richard Pryor. Marvin Gaye." Jennifer Lee Pryor then told TMZ that her husband, at least among his circle of friends, was open about being bisexual. "It was the '70s!" she added. "Drugs were still good, especially quaaludes. If you did enough cocaine, you'd fuck a radiator and send it flowers in the morning."
August 3, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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The headline is different behind the link? That’s very strange.
Screenshot of a NYT article headline and subhead that says: “Trump Backs Out of ABC Debate and Proposes One with Harris on Fox According to Mr. Trump's post on social media, the previously scheduled debate to be hosted by ABC News was ‘terminated’ once President Biden dropped out of the race.”
August 3, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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"ass bowl"
Screen shot of a google image search for "ass bowl" showing results for "fat ass serving bowl" that's a large bowl, "big ass bowl combo" which is a double-stacked dog bowl, "sick ass bowl" which I cannot identify but looks like a fleshlight, "Italy hand painted bowl" which is a tall, thin-walled ceramic bowl with rainbow coloring, "shout out to cereal in a big ass bowl" a post from twitter showing two people standing next to the world's largest cereal bowl full of cornflakes, "ass bowl" mug that says "dad's big ass" available on Etsy, a photo of a dog eating from a large bowl called "big ass bowl combo", "bowl fancy colors," which is a short orange bowl with items inside, "copper bowl" which is a copper bowl with handles, and "big ass protien yog" which shows a woman eating a large bowl of yogurt
August 2, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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This gem just showed up in the polycule chat
Photoshop of Divine in a red dress and wig pointing a gun superimposed on the Olympic shooting range background.
August 2, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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Rubio “demands answers” from the FEC in kind.
Screenshot of an article by Tim Haines on RealClearPolitics, dated July 31, 2024. Article has the text: •@marcorubio unpacks the BOMBSHELL story of how Democrats' ActBlue platform might be laundering million in illegal donations. He's also become one of the most articulate defenders of JD Vance. As one of the VP finalists, his perspective is incredibly powerful. pic.twitter.com/RitD71VWcQ - Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) July 30, 2024 Sen. Marco Rubio, Tuesday on "The Charlie Kirk Show," discusses why Kamala Harris is a "disaster" pick for Democrats, his effort to prevent campaign finance money laundering by Democratic fundraising behemoth ActBlue, and why any running mate Donald Trump picked would have faced the same attacks that Sen. J.D. Vance is facing:
August 1, 2024 at 10:48 AM
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Idk if this will be a gif when I post it but this blew my mind
Natasha O’Keeffe as Lanfear in wheel of time. A pale woman in a lacy bdsm outfit stands very close to a man in the middle of the desert
July 28, 2024 at 8:14 AM