Kristyn
@vagueconcern.bsky.social
60% of the time, it works every time.
A very merry low tire pressure alert season to you all!
December 7, 2024 at 5:35 PM
A very merry low tire pressure alert season to you all!
Joaquin Phoenix in Gladiator is an absolute masterclass in acting.
December 3, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Joaquin Phoenix in Gladiator is an absolute masterclass in acting.
Real Life Horror Story: I Put Something in the Teams Chat and No One Hearted It
December 2, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Real Life Horror Story: I Put Something in the Teams Chat and No One Hearted It
I know we're not allowed to say it, but Jesus Christ, can someone please help Ariana Grande? She's starving to death before our eyes.
November 28, 2024 at 1:30 PM
I know we're not allowed to say it, but Jesus Christ, can someone please help Ariana Grande? She's starving to death before our eyes.
Also, I'm rewatching Six Feet Under from the beginning for the first time in almost a decade, and man, I love this mentally ill family with my whole heart. No show has ever had such authentic depictions of damaged people trying to live and love the best they know how.
November 26, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Also, I'm rewatching Six Feet Under from the beginning for the first time in almost a decade, and man, I love this mentally ill family with my whole heart. No show has ever had such authentic depictions of damaged people trying to live and love the best they know how.
I was really going to give up on "From," but the last ten minutes of the S3 had me literally screaming at the top of my lungs in my living room. I can't wait for S4!
November 26, 2024 at 2:20 AM
I was really going to give up on "From," but the last ten minutes of the S3 had me literally screaming at the top of my lungs in my living room. I can't wait for S4!
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Liberals are the most reactionary people I've ever met. I wish their Big Feelings turned into community action, but apparently the best we can get are soapbox speeches to people outside of their echo/ego chamber.
November 21, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Liberals are the most reactionary people I've ever met. I wish their Big Feelings turned into community action, but apparently the best we can get are soapbox speeches to people outside of their echo/ego chamber.
I can't remember to reply to an email that's in front of my face, but I can remember every word of New Kids on the Block's "Step By Step," released in 1990. My brain is working at peak capacity.
November 20, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I can't remember to reply to an email that's in front of my face, but I can remember every word of New Kids on the Block's "Step By Step," released in 1990. My brain is working at peak capacity.
Can we get trading cards or something for all these Trump appointments? I am dying of laughter at every single one. I would love a list of their disqualifications on the back- what a collector's item.
November 20, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Can we get trading cards or something for all these Trump appointments? I am dying of laughter at every single one. I would love a list of their disqualifications on the back- what a collector's item.
I'm pretty sure the press tour for "Wicked" started before I was even born.
November 20, 2024 at 3:33 PM
I'm pretty sure the press tour for "Wicked" started before I was even born.
Liberals: I don't understand how this could have happened!
Also liberals: [blocks every single person with a differing opinion]
Also liberals: [blocks every single person with a differing opinion]
November 19, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Liberals: I don't understand how this could have happened!
Also liberals: [blocks every single person with a differing opinion]
Also liberals: [blocks every single person with a differing opinion]
"The work" is too vague and difficult, liberals are saying.
Okay. I'll give you an easy one- cancel your Prime subscription. Today. Before the holidays.
Okay. I'll give you an easy one- cancel your Prime subscription. Today. Before the holidays.
November 18, 2024 at 3:42 PM
"The work" is too vague and difficult, liberals are saying.
Okay. I'll give you an easy one- cancel your Prime subscription. Today. Before the holidays.
Okay. I'll give you an easy one- cancel your Prime subscription. Today. Before the holidays.
I can't believe I waited all this time to watch "Mother!" (2017). Jennifer Lawrence is incredible, and it is an absolutely astonishing work of art. I'm so sorry I ever doubted you, Darren Aronofsky. I should have known better.
November 18, 2024 at 3:15 AM
I can't believe I waited all this time to watch "Mother!" (2017). Jennifer Lawrence is incredible, and it is an absolutely astonishing work of art. I'm so sorry I ever doubted you, Darren Aronofsky. I should have known better.
It would be impossible to measure how fast my clumsy ass would die in the Quiet Place Universe. I am literally one Tupperware container away from killing us all.
November 17, 2024 at 2:39 PM
It would be impossible to measure how fast my clumsy ass would die in the Quiet Place Universe. I am literally one Tupperware container away from killing us all.
I know that duck bacon and cream cheese wontons with a sweet chili dipping sauce sounds crazy, but it's so good you have to close your eyes while eating it. I love you, Molly Pitcher's!
November 17, 2024 at 2:53 AM
I know that duck bacon and cream cheese wontons with a sweet chili dipping sauce sounds crazy, but it's so good you have to close your eyes while eating it. I love you, Molly Pitcher's!
Maybe I'm too old, but my god I can't imagine picking up my phone, opening the camera, getting it propped up at a correct angle, pressing record, having an entire meltdown, and then pressing SHARE. Please be more mysterious, thank you.
November 16, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Maybe I'm too old, but my god I can't imagine picking up my phone, opening the camera, getting it propped up at a correct angle, pressing record, having an entire meltdown, and then pressing SHARE. Please be more mysterious, thank you.
I didn't make it on Twitter because I don't know when to shut up, so. We'll see how it goes!
November 15, 2024 at 7:02 PM
I didn't make it on Twitter because I don't know when to shut up, so. We'll see how it goes!