…and then they started a “census” with the aid of a tech giant (IBM).

Byron made this radish, avocado and grapefruit salad a while back and I was like, “Nope.” Then he made me take a bite. And it was amazing. But don’t tell him. I don’t want him to get a big head.

I feel this to my core.

The BS in Biology and BA in Spanish is behind you with a test tube labeled, “!peligro!” and standing by you for the call…

Gotcha. Apologies. I’m on high alert these days. Thanks for caring. I’m worried about queer kids’ safety more than usual these days. We’re moving in the wrong direction. ☮️

How many trans middle schoolers have to commit suicide for you to care?

No one trusts me with making life choices for them… and I’m not wealthy. But here’s a photo of Gracie being really extra. ☮️

Definitely a different case. I’m mostly talking about how fascists are really good at getting marginalized groups to point the finger at one another to deflect attention from themselves.

Meh. It’s time to wipe humans off the earth. We’ve fucked it over enough. Let the octopi take over from here.

His staff of neo-Nazi tech-bros: “SELECT * FROM APPLICANTS WHERE RACE = ‘HISPANIC’”

The Holocaust started with a census led by IBM.

Covid wasn’t real. Duh. Evidently, as of today, neither is HIV. The vast majority of pages on the CDC’s site related to HIV treatment and prevention have evaporated.

Hmm. The thing I love about superheroes is that, more often than not, what defeats the Lex Luthors of the world isn’t their superhuman strength, X-ray vision, or ability to fly—but their humanity.

You’re a superhero, my friend. Own it.

I believe this qualifies as multiple miracles and you deserve being Sainted.

Why are people “hearting” this? Are they lazy and didn’t read the article? Of course they didn’t. This. Is. How. They. Win.

Read. The. Fucking. Article.

This isn’t a good thing.