Vagabond Knight
@vagabondknight.bsky.social
27 year old writer! He/Him, but you can use whatever! Lewd is definitely present, so MDNI!
"What if I want to gossip? Huh? Maybe I wanna paint their toe nails as they tell me about their day?!"
He stuck his tongue out at her, then chuckled.
"Fair enough. I'll try to avoid anyone offering me anything. Probably just good advice anyway. Thanks, Ka'lek."
He stuck his tongue out at her, then chuckled.
"Fair enough. I'll try to avoid anyone offering me anything. Probably just good advice anyway. Thanks, Ka'lek."
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"What if I want to gossip? Huh? Maybe I wanna paint their toe nails as they tell me about their day?!"
He stuck his tongue out at her, then chuckled.
"Fair enough. I'll try to avoid anyone offering me anything. Probably just good advice anyway. Thanks, Ka'lek."
He stuck his tongue out at her, then chuckled.
"Fair enough. I'll try to avoid anyone offering me anything. Probably just good advice anyway. Thanks, Ka'lek."
Eventually he meandered back to Ka'lek. A new sword and shield in his possession.
"So... find anything you like? I managed to talk my way into a few items, including materials for those blankets! And some actual soap! And a couple books!"
"So... find anything you like? I managed to talk my way into a few items, including materials for those blankets! And some actual soap! And a couple books!"
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Eventually he meandered back to Ka'lek. A new sword and shield in his possession.
"So... find anything you like? I managed to talk my way into a few items, including materials for those blankets! And some actual soap! And a couple books!"
"So... find anything you like? I managed to talk my way into a few items, including materials for those blankets! And some actual soap! And a couple books!"
J's eyes traced over the stands. Admiring all the various goods on offer. He found a booth that offered weapons and armor. It was even manned by a human!
"Hello, my friend! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!"
He shook their hand and began chatting. Sharing stories, exchanging gossip. +
"Hello, my friend! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!"
He shook their hand and began chatting. Sharing stories, exchanging gossip. +
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
J's eyes traced over the stands. Admiring all the various goods on offer. He found a booth that offered weapons and armor. It was even manned by a human!
"Hello, my friend! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!"
He shook their hand and began chatting. Sharing stories, exchanging gossip. +
"Hello, my friend! It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!"
He shook their hand and began chatting. Sharing stories, exchanging gossip. +
It wasn't long before they arrived at the market. The sounds of people talking and trading filled his ears.
"Wow. This is a bustling place. I wasn't expecting this many people... it's familiar. Almost like home."
"Wow. This is a bustling place. I wasn't expecting this many people... it's familiar. Almost like home."
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It wasn't long before they arrived at the market. The sounds of people talking and trading filled his ears.
"Wow. This is a bustling place. I wasn't expecting this many people... it's familiar. Almost like home."
"Wow. This is a bustling place. I wasn't expecting this many people... it's familiar. Almost like home."
His heart stopped racing. She wasn't upset. Good. He let out a sigh of his own.
"It's alright! No need to apologize. The language barrier isn't easy. I'm just glad I didn't upset you."
He smiled slightly, and kept walking along side her. Enjoying the company. +
"It's alright! No need to apologize. The language barrier isn't easy. I'm just glad I didn't upset you."
He smiled slightly, and kept walking along side her. Enjoying the company. +
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
His heart stopped racing. She wasn't upset. Good. He let out a sigh of his own.
"It's alright! No need to apologize. The language barrier isn't easy. I'm just glad I didn't upset you."
He smiled slightly, and kept walking along side her. Enjoying the company. +
"It's alright! No need to apologize. The language barrier isn't easy. I'm just glad I didn't upset you."
He smiled slightly, and kept walking along side her. Enjoying the company. +
J took a breath, trying to calm himself.
"I can leave the cave, if you'd like. When we leave the market, I'll collect my stuff. I... I don't want you to feel uncomfortable around me."
"I can leave the cave, if you'd like. When we leave the market, I'll collect my stuff. I... I don't want you to feel uncomfortable around me."
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
J took a breath, trying to calm himself.
"I can leave the cave, if you'd like. When we leave the market, I'll collect my stuff. I... I don't want you to feel uncomfortable around me."
"I can leave the cave, if you'd like. When we leave the market, I'll collect my stuff. I... I don't want you to feel uncomfortable around me."
"It's not flattery! I'm not trying to suck up!"
He was clearly panicking. Ka'lek is the only person he knew here. He couldn't afford to lose his only friend.
"I'm just... I find you attractive. If you don't feel the same? Totally fine. I just wanted to clear the air." +
He was clearly panicking. Ka'lek is the only person he knew here. He couldn't afford to lose his only friend.
"I'm just... I find you attractive. If you don't feel the same? Totally fine. I just wanted to clear the air." +
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"It's not flattery! I'm not trying to suck up!"
He was clearly panicking. Ka'lek is the only person he knew here. He couldn't afford to lose his only friend.
"I'm just... I find you attractive. If you don't feel the same? Totally fine. I just wanted to clear the air." +
He was clearly panicking. Ka'lek is the only person he knew here. He couldn't afford to lose his only friend.
"I'm just... I find you attractive. If you don't feel the same? Totally fine. I just wanted to clear the air." +
"It's a turn of phrase. It's... it'd be complicated to explain."
He scratched his chin.
"Just know it's a compliment. If I said you're hot? It means I find you attractive."
He coughed awkwardly. He might have gone too far.
"And it's good to know my jokes could get me killed. Comforting, really."
He scratched his chin.
"Just know it's a compliment. If I said you're hot? It means I find you attractive."
He coughed awkwardly. He might have gone too far.
"And it's good to know my jokes could get me killed. Comforting, really."
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"It's a turn of phrase. It's... it'd be complicated to explain."
He scratched his chin.
"Just know it's a compliment. If I said you're hot? It means I find you attractive."
He coughed awkwardly. He might have gone too far.
"And it's good to know my jokes could get me killed. Comforting, really."
He scratched his chin.
"Just know it's a compliment. If I said you're hot? It means I find you attractive."
He coughed awkwardly. He might have gone too far.
"And it's good to know my jokes could get me killed. Comforting, really."
He chuckled slightly.
"I'm not gonna be able to flirt with all the hotties! It's terrible. I'm never gonna find that mate..."
He dramatically threw a hand against his forehead, grinning like an idiot.
"Sorry, sorry. I'm terrible. It's a surprise you haven't tried to kill me yet."
"I'm not gonna be able to flirt with all the hotties! It's terrible. I'm never gonna find that mate..."
He dramatically threw a hand against his forehead, grinning like an idiot.
"Sorry, sorry. I'm terrible. It's a surprise you haven't tried to kill me yet."
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
He chuckled slightly.
"I'm not gonna be able to flirt with all the hotties! It's terrible. I'm never gonna find that mate..."
He dramatically threw a hand against his forehead, grinning like an idiot.
"Sorry, sorry. I'm terrible. It's a surprise you haven't tried to kill me yet."
"I'm not gonna be able to flirt with all the hotties! It's terrible. I'm never gonna find that mate..."
He dramatically threw a hand against his forehead, grinning like an idiot.
"Sorry, sorry. I'm terrible. It's a surprise you haven't tried to kill me yet."
"It'll be interesting, for sure. I'm probably gonna take you up on that translation."
He kept his head on a swivel, making sure nothing was going to jump them. His body was tense, ready to leap into action at a seconds notice.
"It's hard to be charming when people can't understand you." +
He kept his head on a swivel, making sure nothing was going to jump them. His body was tense, ready to leap into action at a seconds notice.
"It's hard to be charming when people can't understand you." +
November 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"It'll be interesting, for sure. I'm probably gonna take you up on that translation."
He kept his head on a swivel, making sure nothing was going to jump them. His body was tense, ready to leap into action at a seconds notice.
"It's hard to be charming when people can't understand you." +
He kept his head on a swivel, making sure nothing was going to jump them. His body was tense, ready to leap into action at a seconds notice.
"It's hard to be charming when people can't understand you." +
"Broken? Huh. I'd offer to take a look at it, but it's definitely outside my area of expertise."
He quickened his pace, keeping up with Ka'lek.
"I'm not expecting you to wait. Thanks for letting me tag along. It'll be good to mingle. Gossip a bit. Maybe pick up something useful."
He quickened his pace, keeping up with Ka'lek.
"I'm not expecting you to wait. Thanks for letting me tag along. It'll be good to mingle. Gossip a bit. Maybe pick up something useful."
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"Broken? Huh. I'd offer to take a look at it, but it's definitely outside my area of expertise."
He quickened his pace, keeping up with Ka'lek.
"I'm not expecting you to wait. Thanks for letting me tag along. It'll be good to mingle. Gossip a bit. Maybe pick up something useful."
He quickened his pace, keeping up with Ka'lek.
"I'm not expecting you to wait. Thanks for letting me tag along. It'll be good to mingle. Gossip a bit. Maybe pick up something useful."
He stood and waited for Ka'lek to come out. Humming a small tune to himself, quietly.
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
He stood and waited for Ka'lek to come out. Humming a small tune to himself, quietly.
He closed his eyes and leaned back, focusing on her. For just a few moments? He was in her arms. Happy. Safe. Content.
It was a nice fantasy... but it was just that. A fantasy. After enjoying it for a moment, he stood up and dried off. Once he was dressed, he headed back to the cave. +
It was a nice fantasy... but it was just that. A fantasy. After enjoying it for a moment, he stood up and dried off. Once he was dressed, he headed back to the cave. +
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
He closed his eyes and leaned back, focusing on her. For just a few moments? He was in her arms. Happy. Safe. Content.
It was a nice fantasy... but it was just that. A fantasy. After enjoying it for a moment, he stood up and dried off. Once he was dressed, he headed back to the cave. +
It was a nice fantasy... but it was just that. A fantasy. After enjoying it for a moment, he stood up and dried off. Once he was dressed, he headed back to the cave. +
J stood up and journeyed outside, quickly finding a water supply. He made sure nothing was gonna eat him while he was washing himself, then slid into the water.
He scrubbed up, using some crude soap. Then he relaxed. Ka'lek flashed through his mind. She was absolutely gorgeous. +
He scrubbed up, using some crude soap. Then he relaxed. Ka'lek flashed through his mind. She was absolutely gorgeous. +
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
J stood up and journeyed outside, quickly finding a water supply. He made sure nothing was gonna eat him while he was washing himself, then slid into the water.
He scrubbed up, using some crude soap. Then he relaxed. Ka'lek flashed through his mind. She was absolutely gorgeous. +
He scrubbed up, using some crude soap. Then he relaxed. Ka'lek flashed through his mind. She was absolutely gorgeous. +
"Probably a good idea to introduce myself to our neighbors. Say hi, show I'm not a threat, maybe trade for some pants. One pair isn't enough."
He nodded in the direction of his clothes, neatly folded. His armor stacked on top.
"Alright. Gimme a couple minutes. I'm gonna clean up, then we can go."
He nodded in the direction of his clothes, neatly folded. His armor stacked on top.
"Alright. Gimme a couple minutes. I'm gonna clean up, then we can go."
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"Probably a good idea to introduce myself to our neighbors. Say hi, show I'm not a threat, maybe trade for some pants. One pair isn't enough."
He nodded in the direction of his clothes, neatly folded. His armor stacked on top.
"Alright. Gimme a couple minutes. I'm gonna clean up, then we can go."
He nodded in the direction of his clothes, neatly folded. His armor stacked on top.
"Alright. Gimme a couple minutes. I'm gonna clean up, then we can go."
//I care. But I require scientific validity. So I'm gonna need some proof. Lmfao jk
patrick star from spongebob says prove it in the ocean
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November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
//I care. But I require scientific validity. So I'm gonna need some proof. Lmfao jk
He thought about it for a moment, then added to his previous statement.
"Actually, at some point today, I'm gonna look for a waterfall or pond. A shower or bath would be a good idea. And it'll give me the opportunity to have some me time. Blow off some steam."
"Actually, at some point today, I'm gonna look for a waterfall or pond. A shower or bath would be a good idea. And it'll give me the opportunity to have some me time. Blow off some steam."
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
He thought about it for a moment, then added to his previous statement.
"Actually, at some point today, I'm gonna look for a waterfall or pond. A shower or bath would be a good idea. And it'll give me the opportunity to have some me time. Blow off some steam."
"Actually, at some point today, I'm gonna look for a waterfall or pond. A shower or bath would be a good idea. And it'll give me the opportunity to have some me time. Blow off some steam."
He nodded, taking a sip of his water.
"Alright, if you're sure. Just don't wanna keep you up."
He finished his breakfast and leaned back against the cave wall, relaxing a bit.
"You need any help today? I'll probably hunt some more in the afternoon, but aside from that I don't have plans." +
"Alright, if you're sure. Just don't wanna keep you up."
He finished his breakfast and leaned back against the cave wall, relaxing a bit.
"You need any help today? I'll probably hunt some more in the afternoon, but aside from that I don't have plans." +
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
He nodded, taking a sip of his water.
"Alright, if you're sure. Just don't wanna keep you up."
He finished his breakfast and leaned back against the cave wall, relaxing a bit.
"You need any help today? I'll probably hunt some more in the afternoon, but aside from that I don't have plans." +
"Alright, if you're sure. Just don't wanna keep you up."
He finished his breakfast and leaned back against the cave wall, relaxing a bit.
"You need any help today? I'll probably hunt some more in the afternoon, but aside from that I don't have plans." +
//A couple of J's more feminine forms!
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
//A couple of J's more feminine forms!
He turned, surprised to see her up.
"Oh! Yeah, I'm fine. I just... never sleep well. Nightmares. Sorry. Didn't mean to wake you."
He grabbed the skin of his prey and tossed it over his waist, trying to preserve his modesty.
"I'll try to keep it down in the future. Promise."
"Oh! Yeah, I'm fine. I just... never sleep well. Nightmares. Sorry. Didn't mean to wake you."
He grabbed the skin of his prey and tossed it over his waist, trying to preserve his modesty.
"I'll try to keep it down in the future. Promise."
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
He turned, surprised to see her up.
"Oh! Yeah, I'm fine. I just... never sleep well. Nightmares. Sorry. Didn't mean to wake you."
He grabbed the skin of his prey and tossed it over his waist, trying to preserve his modesty.
"I'll try to keep it down in the future. Promise."
"Oh! Yeah, I'm fine. I just... never sleep well. Nightmares. Sorry. Didn't mean to wake you."
He grabbed the skin of his prey and tossed it over his waist, trying to preserve his modesty.
"I'll try to keep it down in the future. Promise."