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Vadim the Rose Peddler
@vadimrosepeddler.bsky.social
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Roses! Flowers! Pretty on a Stick! (tm)

It's me, your friendly neighborhood bud stud, sending you puns and petals for your enjoyment!
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The king wasn’t please with the prize package he received for his son’s bride-to-be. He was quite dour-y.

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November 29, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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An encouraging production manager can really prop me up! But they have to do it in stages.

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November 22, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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Calling them “feet,” “dogs” or “extremities” is quite pedantic.

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November 21, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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Making paninis during the lunch rush is a pressing matter.

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November 20, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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I heard they used to boil people who broke the rules. That water was scolding hot!

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November 19, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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I took a ruler to my sheet music, for good measure. It was my signature move.

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November 18, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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I wish I could have joined here on Halloween. Then it would have been Boo Sky! 👻

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November 17, 2024 at 12:17 AM