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White, straight dude from N. Dakota.Woke, unique, special raindrop. Metal guitarist and drummer for 40 years.Ally to those that need allies.Avatar Pic from my George Lynch Kamikaze LTD ESP guitar.
White, straight dude from N. Dakota.Woke, unique, special raindrop. Metal guitarist and drummer for 40 years.Ally to those that need allies.Avatar Pic from my George Lynch Kamikaze LTD ESP guitar.
Phooey. You only said bullshit. I was waiting and hoping for more profanity.I love the passion you still have. Keep fighting for us Marc.
September 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Phooey. You only said bullshit. I was waiting and hoping for more profanity.I love the passion you still have. Keep fighting for us Marc.
Awesome. Better check her oil she sounds like she's gonna blow a control rod.(Car style joke not sex type joke)
August 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Awesome. Better check her oil she sounds like she's gonna blow a control rod.(Car style joke not sex type joke)
And the fucking media are portraying rand paul as some principled,responsible con while he's one of the worst assholes in the gov.That's the media trick now.Find fuckwads that agree with 99% of trumps shit and imply they're somehow reasonable.Can't mention that though.Fuck context.
June 30, 2025 at 9:52 AM
And the fucking media are portraying rand paul as some principled,responsible con while he's one of the worst assholes in the gov.That's the media trick now.Find fuckwads that agree with 99% of trumps shit and imply they're somehow reasonable.Can't mention that though.Fuck context.
Keep up the great work Jacob.Your kids in cages reports are still incredible.(and depressing.)
June 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Keep up the great work Jacob.Your kids in cages reports are still incredible.(and depressing.)
Come ON! It's very hard to be pissed off at the world situation when you post such cute stuff.(Please keep 'em coming.)
June 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Come ON! It's very hard to be pissed off at the world situation when you post such cute stuff.(Please keep 'em coming.)
First question: Remind me why the f**k you worthless humans are in charge of the world? I missed that e mail.
June 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
First question: Remind me why the f**k you worthless humans are in charge of the world? I missed that e mail.
Yep, that's your hooman's fault leaving ceramic stuff on the table.You must properly train your hoomans, Gonz.They simply don't have the brain power like a mighty feline such as yourself.
June 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Yep, that's your hooman's fault leaving ceramic stuff on the table.You must properly train your hoomans, Gonz.They simply don't have the brain power like a mighty feline such as yourself.
Wow thanx. A tiger doc would hit the spot right about now.(Be sure to remind your kitties that they're as fierce as a 'regular' tiger.) Have a good night.🙂
June 24, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Wow thanx. A tiger doc would hit the spot right about now.(Be sure to remind your kitties that they're as fierce as a 'regular' tiger.) Have a good night.🙂
"Bro,I could totally eat that dumb fish". (or sis,or ? I couldn't tell.)
June 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
"Bro,I could totally eat that dumb fish". (or sis,or ? I couldn't tell.)
Seriously. What a fucking moron.
June 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Seriously. What a fucking moron.
Ah yes. Good 'ol Sarah. About as bright as a small appliance light bulb.
June 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Ah yes. Good 'ol Sarah. About as bright as a small appliance light bulb.
Never thought bees could be any cuter but here we are.I didn't realize bees slept I guess.
June 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Never thought bees could be any cuter but here we are.I didn't realize bees slept I guess.
Good point.And I knew he reads all his replies but I made a mistake. I'll try to be more careful from now on.No one wants to be on Gonzo's bad side.(He doesn't have a bad side). Hope this sucking up works.😄
June 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Good point.And I knew he reads all his replies but I made a mistake. I'll try to be more careful from now on.No one wants to be on Gonzo's bad side.(He doesn't have a bad side). Hope this sucking up works.😄
So it's after 10 am so naturally I'm severely stoned but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say a Marine is the LAST person to fuck with.Screw with his baby? Not a good idea.
June 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
So it's after 10 am so naturally I'm severely stoned but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say a Marine is the LAST person to fuck with.Screw with his baby? Not a good idea.
CRUD! I mean.......yes of course Gonz.I was just testing you buddy. See, I'm quite needy and like attention.And great news! You passed the test!😇. What's that dear? I have a telegram? Sorry buddy I gotta go.😉
June 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
CRUD! I mean.......yes of course Gonz.I was just testing you buddy. See, I'm quite needy and like attention.And great news! You passed the test!😇. What's that dear? I have a telegram? Sorry buddy I gotta go.😉
I give props to Soboroff too. Just a damn good reporter.
June 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I give props to Soboroff too. Just a damn good reporter.
Great. I'm 50+ years old and need to be reminded by a cat with...questionable grammar that I should hydrate.And yes, I am now drinking some water, Mr. Bossy.
(Don't tell him I criticized his grammar please.)
(Don't tell him I criticized his grammar please.)
June 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Great. I'm 50+ years old and need to be reminded by a cat with...questionable grammar that I should hydrate.And yes, I am now drinking some water, Mr. Bossy.
(Don't tell him I criticized his grammar please.)
(Don't tell him I criticized his grammar please.)
Face is saying "how the hell did you get in here?"My premium security has failed me."( His "security" is 6 empty amazon boxes.)
June 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Face is saying "how the hell did you get in here?"My premium security has failed me."( His "security" is 6 empty amazon boxes.)
The one thing I have in common with Colbert is we both have a sharper edge to our humo(u)r.He sometimes makes a joke and the audience just 'ooo's' when he hits a nerve.The best part is he just acts like he says" Too fucking bad.This is the world we live in now".I always watch his monologue.Seth too.
June 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The one thing I have in common with Colbert is we both have a sharper edge to our humo(u)r.He sometimes makes a joke and the audience just 'ooo's' when he hits a nerve.The best part is he just acts like he says" Too fucking bad.This is the world we live in now".I always watch his monologue.Seth too.
There's an old saying I just made up*. The higher the tattoos are on a person's body the lower their IQ.
* George Burns joke. RIP you legend.
* George Burns joke. RIP you legend.
June 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
There's an old saying I just made up*. The higher the tattoos are on a person's body the lower their IQ.
* George Burns joke. RIP you legend.
* George Burns joke. RIP you legend.
It is my 'concern' when 6th graders need to do shooter drills.Nice how the 'well regulated militia' part always get ignored.And since most of the SC are originalists, people should only be able to use weapons from that time.But I'm sure the founders would approve of machine guns for civilians.
June 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It is my 'concern' when 6th graders need to do shooter drills.Nice how the 'well regulated militia' part always get ignored.And since most of the SC are originalists, people should only be able to use weapons from that time.But I'm sure the founders would approve of machine guns for civilians.
It actually was his grandma that showed him it.And it reminds me of EVH. Others did tapping before but Ed made it popular. And of course Simmons tried to make money on it. I used to admire him when i was a kid. He's a narcissist.
June 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It actually was his grandma that showed him it.And it reminds me of EVH. Others did tapping before but Ed made it popular. And of course Simmons tried to make money on it. I used to admire him when i was a kid. He's a narcissist.
Just an FYI but Ronnie Dio basically invented this. He got it from his Catholic mother who used it to ward off evil.
So there ya go. A little metal knowledge from yer uncle Vaas.👍
So there ya go. A little metal knowledge from yer uncle Vaas.👍
June 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Just an FYI but Ronnie Dio basically invented this. He got it from his Catholic mother who used it to ward off evil.
So there ya go. A little metal knowledge from yer uncle Vaas.👍
So there ya go. A little metal knowledge from yer uncle Vaas.👍