va_benny
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va_benny
@va-benny.bsky.social
My aura smiles and never frowns. Your kids will meditate in school. Your kids will meditate in school!
Not even op-ed?
January 2, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Poshmark, eBay, Marshalls are a thing too
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Maybe Karp was doing it for the lulz. Still, wtf
December 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
No fucking way. Just what. The. Fuck. Why do some people still love this failed ideology so much?
December 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Wait till you read how he was fucking hired
December 29, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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What you need is the One Ring system, for all your precious items.
December 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Gotta own the libs somehow. Reverse psychology also works on my six year old, too, FWIW.
December 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Must be a day ending in y
December 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Help help I'm being repressed
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Correct! There's one big failure mode now, not several smaller modes.
December 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Thank you!
December 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The Tiger Mom lady??
December 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Give it a few years
December 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
President MTG 2028 haha FML
December 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Oh for sure! I'm just saying it resonates, so that plus the right wing apparatus means some other dillhole carnival barker could step in provided enough incubation time is allowed. I don't feel like we're ever going to get our shit together as a nation to address fundamental issues so it's inevitabl
December 18, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Disagree with your disagree. The propaganda machine behind him will still exist. The inequality that drives the desperation to believe in anyone or anything that claims even a hint of populism will still exist, all there waiting for a new focus.
December 18, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Maybe he's actually thinking of the golden arches of triumph? Le Big Mac tu connais.
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Maybe he'll also attack Russia in the winter.
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM