Me: I would never date anyone 2 years younger than me ew

Also me: I need sugar momMY WITH 10+ YEAR AGE GAP RAAAAAGH

I fucking hate having long hair ugh-(Thinks about. Pretty wome m. brushing n braiding my hair…...)

AAAUGGHHHHHIWANNAGIRLFRIENDD!!!!!!

My honey sweetie beef cake I could never stay mad at you

Surely….

loml always baiting me with this shit AND I FALL FOR IT EVERY TIME

Got my IUD in today and my doc let me play music. Thank you Canadian goth synth rock for keeping me calm.

Showed my results to loml and he called me a bratwurst tamer and started doing a little German accent I’m so mad lmao

u ever get jumpscared by an..interesting tag when scrolling for fics at 2am

Yes and no. GLaDOS is hot. GLaDOS porn COULD be hot but what makes it a boner breaker is when u try to make her organic- more human than machine. Yuck! Stop drawing tits on my wife I love her cold chasis I’d motorboat that she don’t need a pussy you know she’s strapped.

Who said that.