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i HeArD yOu ThE FiRsT tiMe, AlRiGhT ?!?!?!?!?????? ? ? ? ? 😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
September 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
i HeArD yOu ThE FiRsT tiMe, AlRiGhT ?!?!?!?!?????? ? ? ? ? 😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
wHUH ? ?
SO IS TEAM TEEBFLY A NO GO THEN
SO IS TEAM TEEBFLY A NO GO THEN
August 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
wHUH ? ?
SO IS TEAM TEEBFLY A NO GO THEN
SO IS TEAM TEEBFLY A NO GO THEN
stormfly , we are RIZZING . we are RIZZLERS .
( WE ? ? )
( WE ? ? )
August 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
stormfly , we are RIZZING . we are RIZZLERS .
( WE ? ? )
( WE ? ? )
stupid sexy trailbreaker
August 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
stupid sexy trailbreaker
you guys Both should be cut off .
all competition && blunder && bluster aside .
you dudes need a safe escort to berth.
maybe even the medbay--
after all this . .
all competition && blunder && bluster aside .
you dudes need a safe escort to berth.
maybe even the medbay--
after all this . .
July 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
you guys Both should be cut off .
all competition && blunder && bluster aside .
you dudes need a safe escort to berth.
maybe even the medbay--
after all this . .
all competition && blunder && bluster aside .
you dudes need a safe escort to berth.
maybe even the medbay--
after all this . .
BRAiNSTORM-- ? ? ?
WOAH , WAIT .
IS THAT LIKE. APPROVED . THOUGH. LIKE. CERTIFIABLY - LIKE. LEGAL . THOUGH, CAUSE, LIKE . WELL. YOU KNOW.
. .uh. BRAiNSTORM ? ?
&& LIKE. WHO WERE THE POSITIVE SOURCES WHO SAID YES TO THIS ? ?
&& ARE WE
POSITIVE
THEY'RE ALL OKAY .
WOAH , WAIT .
IS THAT LIKE. APPROVED . THOUGH. LIKE. CERTIFIABLY - LIKE. LEGAL . THOUGH, CAUSE, LIKE . WELL. YOU KNOW.
. .uh. BRAiNSTORM ? ?
&& LIKE. WHO WERE THE POSITIVE SOURCES WHO SAID YES TO THIS ? ?
&& ARE WE
POSITIVE
THEY'RE ALL OKAY .
July 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
BRAiNSTORM-- ? ? ?
WOAH , WAIT .
IS THAT LIKE. APPROVED . THOUGH. LIKE. CERTIFIABLY - LIKE. LEGAL . THOUGH, CAUSE, LIKE . WELL. YOU KNOW.
. .uh. BRAiNSTORM ? ?
&& LIKE. WHO WERE THE POSITIVE SOURCES WHO SAID YES TO THIS ? ?
&& ARE WE
POSITIVE
THEY'RE ALL OKAY .
WOAH , WAIT .
IS THAT LIKE. APPROVED . THOUGH. LIKE. CERTIFIABLY - LIKE. LEGAL . THOUGH, CAUSE, LIKE . WELL. YOU KNOW.
. .uh. BRAiNSTORM ? ?
&& LIKE. WHO WERE THE POSITIVE SOURCES WHO SAID YES TO THIS ? ?
&& ARE WE
POSITIVE
THEY'RE ALL OKAY .
i don' t really Know things . .
but i' ll Say them
but i' ll Say them
July 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
i don' t really Know things . .
but i' ll Say them
but i' ll Say them
i think HE thinks it's weak because you're like the size of an ant, so , like, maybe, just maybe, bro, he's like. Underestimating you. && your liquid strength . because of your diminutive size.
HOWEVER. .ants are like.
SUPER TOUGH , RIOGHT? SO. LIOKE.
CONUDRUM !
HOWEVER. .ants are like.
SUPER TOUGH , RIOGHT? SO. LIOKE.
CONUDRUM !
July 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i think HE thinks it's weak because you're like the size of an ant, so , like, maybe, just maybe, bro, he's like. Underestimating you. && your liquid strength . because of your diminutive size.
HOWEVER. .ants are like.
SUPER TOUGH , RIOGHT? SO. LIOKE.
CONUDRUM !
HOWEVER. .ants are like.
SUPER TOUGH , RIOGHT? SO. LIOKE.
CONUDRUM !
OH BOY!!!!! I' M FINALLY HERE FOR THE EPIC POOL PARTYYYYYY !!!!!!! I SET OFF LIKE 5 DAYS IN ADVANCE, HAHA - you know how this bulky body can be sometimes,, ah-- hope i'm not TOO early ! i brought some drinks ! of COURSE! so let's ge-
wdym over .
wdym over .
July 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
OH BOY!!!!! I' M FINALLY HERE FOR THE EPIC POOL PARTYYYYYY !!!!!!! I SET OFF LIKE 5 DAYS IN ADVANCE, HAHA - you know how this bulky body can be sometimes,, ah-- hope i'm not TOO early ! i brought some drinks ! of COURSE! so let's ge-
wdym over .
wdym over .
no Mcdonald's is the Real reason behind my depression .
July 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
no Mcdonald's is the Real reason behind my depression .
' okay, trailbreaker, so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake , && 7 male strippers .
but make sure none of them are white, i won 't be able to see the coke on them if they are . '
but make sure none of them are white, i won 't be able to see the coke on them if they are . '
May 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
' okay, trailbreaker, so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake , && 7 male strippers .
but make sure none of them are white, i won 't be able to see the coke on them if they are . '
but make sure none of them are white, i won 't be able to see the coke on them if they are . '
good meowrning, guys :]
( it ' s the late afternoon . )
( it ' s the late afternoon . )
May 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
good meowrning, guys :]
( it ' s the late afternoon . )
( it ' s the late afternoon . )
( SUGAR ?
HE'S . IN . )
HE'S . IN . )
May 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
( SUGAR ?
HE'S . IN . )
HE'S . IN . )
average conversations with red alert . @paranoidirect.bsky.social .
May 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
average conversations with red alert . @paranoidirect.bsky.social .
aw hell nah , ratchet got the damn cheese touch 😭
May 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
aw hell nah , ratchet got the damn cheese touch 😭
maybe writing my megatron fanfics will ease the pain
May 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
maybe writing my megatron fanfics will ease the pain
muCH, YOU CAN UNLOCK NEW POWERS!!
THAT MUST BE YOUR
/ OTHER / POWER, TEEBS!
NOT JUST LOUSY FORCEFIELDS!! )
OMP !!!
I CAN TELEPORT ! ! !
THAT MUST BE YOUR
/ OTHER / POWER, TEEBS!
NOT JUST LOUSY FORCEFIELDS!! )
OMP !!!
I CAN TELEPORT ! ! !
May 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
muCH, YOU CAN UNLOCK NEW POWERS!!
THAT MUST BE YOUR
/ OTHER / POWER, TEEBS!
NOT JUST LOUSY FORCEFIELDS!! )
OMP !!!
I CAN TELEPORT ! ! !
THAT MUST BE YOUR
/ OTHER / POWER, TEEBS!
NOT JUST LOUSY FORCEFIELDS!! )
OMP !!!
I CAN TELEPORT ! ! !
( . . slowly unsticking the side of his cheekplating from a table )
. . . .
( orange dimming back online )
...... i . . winned . . ?
. . .
I WONNNN !!!!!
YAYYYYYYYY ! ! !
( standing up to celebrate, absolutely clueless -
accidentally knocking over the table && his chair )
. . . .
( orange dimming back online )
...... i . . winned . . ?
. . .
I WONNNN !!!!!
YAYYYYYYYY ! ! !
( standing up to celebrate, absolutely clueless -
accidentally knocking over the table && his chair )
May 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
( . . slowly unsticking the side of his cheekplating from a table )
. . . .
( orange dimming back online )
...... i . . winned . . ?
. . .
I WONNNN !!!!!
YAYYYYYYYY ! ! !
( standing up to celebrate, absolutely clueless -
accidentally knocking over the table && his chair )
. . . .
( orange dimming back online )
...... i . . winned . . ?
. . .
I WONNNN !!!!!
YAYYYYYYYY ! ! !
( standing up to celebrate, absolutely clueless -
accidentally knocking over the table && his chair )