Infinite Monkies
@v-island.bsky.social
A reformed (read: retired) journalist living on Canada's Vancouver Island (and, no, I do not know Ryan Reynolds ... but I hear good things). If I was American, I would be a Bill Maher-Democrat.
Does anyone else see this?
January 25, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Does anyone else see this?
America refused to give an Oscar to The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Sooooo, maybe Denmark should attack Alaska.
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 AM
America refused to give an Oscar to The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Sooooo, maybe Denmark should attack Alaska.
AI can be accurate.
January 12, 2026 at 5:03 PM
AI can be accurate.
Oh! Okay! I guess it is Saturday.
December 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Oh! Okay! I guess it is Saturday.
Trump will follow the constitution...in two weeks.
September 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Trump will follow the constitution...in two weeks.
A disturbed person killed two children yesterday.
Putin killed four children in Ukraine.
One is reviled ... the other gets a ride in Trump's limousine.
Putin killed four children in Ukraine.
One is reviled ... the other gets a ride in Trump's limousine.
August 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
A disturbed person killed two children yesterday.
Putin killed four children in Ukraine.
One is reviled ... the other gets a ride in Trump's limousine.
Putin killed four children in Ukraine.
One is reviled ... the other gets a ride in Trump's limousine.
If Paramount+ won't support Stephen Colbert, then I won't support Paramount+.
July 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If Paramount+ won't support Stephen Colbert, then I won't support Paramount+.
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That would be awful. Don’t share this.
May 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
That would be awful. Don’t share this.
Prime Minister Carney should ask King Charles to delay his dinner invitation to Trump until Canada is no longer under attack.
April 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Prime Minister Carney should ask King Charles to delay his dinner invitation to Trump until Canada is no longer under attack.
Great? You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
March 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Great? You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
What if tariffs was just a distraction?
February 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
What if tariffs was just a distraction?
Here is a post being circulated in Canada. We are ready and determined.
www.facebook.com/share/p/1QTh...
www.facebook.com/share/p/1QTh...
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
February 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Here is a post being circulated in Canada. We are ready and determined.
www.facebook.com/share/p/1QTh...
www.facebook.com/share/p/1QTh...
I am betting that President Biden will take the train home on Monday.
What do y'all think?
What do y'all think?
January 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I am betting that President Biden will take the train home on Monday.
What do y'all think?
What do y'all think?
If Americans want Canada to join you, we have some Do's and Don't's:
Do let us keep our health care.
Don't put dead people on our money.
Do let us keep the letter "u".
Don't make us sing the anthem out loud.
Do let us keep vinegar for our fries.
Don't give us pennies or dollar bills.
Do let us keep our health care.
Don't put dead people on our money.
Do let us keep the letter "u".
Don't make us sing the anthem out loud.
Do let us keep vinegar for our fries.
Don't give us pennies or dollar bills.
January 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If Americans want Canada to join you, we have some Do's and Don't's:
Do let us keep our health care.
Don't put dead people on our money.
Do let us keep the letter "u".
Don't make us sing the anthem out loud.
Do let us keep vinegar for our fries.
Don't give us pennies or dollar bills.
Do let us keep our health care.
Don't put dead people on our money.
Do let us keep the letter "u".
Don't make us sing the anthem out loud.
Do let us keep vinegar for our fries.
Don't give us pennies or dollar bills.
I do not consider Wayne Gretzky to be a Canadian anymore.
He now shills for Big Pharma and, worse, has gone to Mar-a-Lago to kiss the ring.
He is MAGA.
To be fair, I doubt Wayne Gretzky considers himself a Canadian anymore. It is just part of his brand now.
He now shills for Big Pharma and, worse, has gone to Mar-a-Lago to kiss the ring.
He is MAGA.
To be fair, I doubt Wayne Gretzky considers himself a Canadian anymore. It is just part of his brand now.
December 28, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I do not consider Wayne Gretzky to be a Canadian anymore.
He now shills for Big Pharma and, worse, has gone to Mar-a-Lago to kiss the ring.
He is MAGA.
To be fair, I doubt Wayne Gretzky considers himself a Canadian anymore. It is just part of his brand now.
He now shills for Big Pharma and, worse, has gone to Mar-a-Lago to kiss the ring.
He is MAGA.
To be fair, I doubt Wayne Gretzky considers himself a Canadian anymore. It is just part of his brand now.
We are all adults here, right? We all know Musk will be exempt from tariffs.
But how will the GOP justify it?
But how will the GOP justify it?
December 27, 2024 at 3:56 PM
We are all adults here, right? We all know Musk will be exempt from tariffs.
But how will the GOP justify it?
But how will the GOP justify it?
Trapped on the mainland by a storm. Ferries finally running to Vancouver Island and I am rewarded by this view as I eat brunch.
December 26, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Trapped on the mainland by a storm. Ferries finally running to Vancouver Island and I am rewarded by this view as I eat brunch.
Canada as a 51st state? Consider this, first: we Canadians put vinegar on our French fries... and we would be your countrymen.
Be careful of what you wish for, America.
Be careful of what you wish for, America.
December 25, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Canada as a 51st state? Consider this, first: we Canadians put vinegar on our French fries... and we would be your countrymen.
Be careful of what you wish for, America.
Be careful of what you wish for, America.
After working for 45 years, my wife and I own a home valued at just over $1 million. But we do not call ourselves millionaires. Nobody would.
By that same logic, Trump should not call himself a billionaire.
And Musk is likely one O-ring failure away from the same disqualification.
By that same logic, Trump should not call himself a billionaire.
And Musk is likely one O-ring failure away from the same disqualification.
December 23, 2024 at 6:50 PM
After working for 45 years, my wife and I own a home valued at just over $1 million. But we do not call ourselves millionaires. Nobody would.
By that same logic, Trump should not call himself a billionaire.
And Musk is likely one O-ring failure away from the same disqualification.
By that same logic, Trump should not call himself a billionaire.
And Musk is likely one O-ring failure away from the same disqualification.
Americans have the right idea: you cannot be president for more than eight years. That is why Justin Trudeau is in trouble. Canadians turn on their prime ministers after 10 years.
December 22, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Americans have the right idea: you cannot be president for more than eight years. That is why Justin Trudeau is in trouble. Canadians turn on their prime ministers after 10 years.
Trump can learn a lot about oligarcies from Putin.
Lesson 1: Do not allow your billionaire to move in with you.
Lesson 2: Do not allow your billionaire to share a stage with you.
Lesson 1: Do not allow your billionaire to move in with you.
Lesson 2: Do not allow your billionaire to share a stage with you.
December 20, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Trump can learn a lot about oligarcies from Putin.
Lesson 1: Do not allow your billionaire to move in with you.
Lesson 2: Do not allow your billionaire to share a stage with you.
Lesson 1: Do not allow your billionaire to move in with you.
Lesson 2: Do not allow your billionaire to share a stage with you.
If there is a government shutdown, that will affect Trump's inauguration, no?
December 20, 2024 at 1:47 AM
If there is a government shutdown, that will affect Trump's inauguration, no?
Breast milk is the world's most perfect food .... said some guy who never tried a gooey Cinnamon Bun.
December 18, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Breast milk is the world's most perfect food .... said some guy who never tried a gooey Cinnamon Bun.